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Its 2020. Yearly reminder to not pursue Lu Bu. Thank you.

@_JiggityJohnson You are soup, eating soup. Kinda meta.

Is it weird to eat soup in the bath tub

happy to announce i’ve made the extremely difficult decision to personally forgive my students loans. 🥺 you can’t hold a grudge forever. you have to choose forgiveness in order to move on. 🩷

@gannonreedy He's back and he's cookin.

the rumors are true

and honestly who needs love in your life when you have the ability to sleep diagonally

@MrMarkAu Yeah I played the beta, Diablo has nailed the loop

@MrMarkAu The bane of all "always online" releases. They NEVER correctly anticipate the server load.

I desperately want to know what Nappa would have looked like as a Super Saiyan. Yellow mustache?

guy who looks like he works at a weed dispensary in 2023 but he's working in a bakery in 1904: and if you're looking to get really fucked up, here's something called a Bear Claw. We just got these from Cincinnati is this anything

@DudeNamedDom Yuuuh. If my boy smoke is in, I'm in.

I'm single again so I'm tweeting again. Anything happen while I was gone? I heard Elon is a woman or whatever.

@kenziredwine SAME.

thinking about how in high school/college on my days off i would sometimes sleep until noon and now my body physically cannot sleep past 9:30 am🥲

Hell yeah Judy.

This is what people should be on fire about. This should unite all of us. I would put aside my differences for a day, lock arms with fellow humans and march on this CEO’s house.

I miss him so fucking much.

@MrMarkAu Dang. That's a shame. Texas was a huge draw for Talent to go south. Massive magnet for the arts in Texas. I feel like every dancer I ever worked with in Texas has gone on to do incredible things in the arts.

@MrMarkAu What.

People are saying this week is all about the Leech and Camel but I'm here to tell you that the Salamander can go.

This is a no context Super Auto Pets Twitter account now.