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The list of people I would talk to about hot flushes, missing libido and vaginal dryness before I would consider going to an event to chat to Iain Duncan Smith about the same includes: - My dad - Your dad - The entire queue for the Nemesis at Alton Towers

Amazing how your CCTV @10DowningStreet could catch Santa, but none of them caught the illegal ‘lockdown’ Xmas parties?🎅

Just got back from Tesco. The way some people treat shop workers winds me up. Worked in retail for 6 years and I do not miss it one bit. It’s not a 19 year old uni students fault that you’ve decided to leave your shopping until 2 days before Christmas you entitled bellends

As Christmas Eve approaches, there's a surprise in store for Father Christmas when he comes down the Braverman chimney

James Cleverly lands in Rwanda, which has been visited by more Conservative Home Secretaries recently than some parts of Northern England. To be fair, they have spent more on the transport links to Rwanda

Last year some customers told us that they spent Christmas Day on their own. I thought about those customers a lot. This year we will be in the shop on Christmas Day from 10.30-13.00. Tills will be shut. We'll have games, mince pies + more for anyone that wants to pop in.

'His solution is to be crueller to you...this is disgusting.' @mrjamesob is appalled by Rishi Sunak prioritising a clampdown on incapacity benefits to force people back into work, and doesn't accept the idea that 2.4 million people are 'revelling in their sickness'.

🚨URGENT We must put our differences aside & work TOGETHER cross party to save our country from this completely out of control Government If you are with me RT this as widely as possible

🚨LET’S BE CLEAR. The Prime Minister just said he plans to introduce emergency legislation to disapply human rights laws & has actually threatened to join Russia & Belarus outside of the European convention on human rights. THE COUNTRY SHOULD BE IN UPROAR!

5 years ago Milton Keynes was dubbed ‘tent city’ by the media. Today, no one needs to sleep rough on our streets. How did we do it? A thread by the Cabinet Member responsible 👇

We could get angry at Suella’s latest piece of performative, pandering cruelty or… instead: let’s promote the excellent work done by @Shelter, @centrepointuk, @PassageCharity and other fine charities actually trying to help homeless people, especially now, as winter approaches.

After thirteen years of Tory rule, an unprecedented number of people are sleeping in tents. The Tory response is to ban tents.

It’s pretty close to perfect that so many self-appointed guardians of free speech can’t cope with a Marks & Sparks advert.

Destitution. Welcome to Rishi Sunak’s Victorian Britain. Full version here: youtu.be/R8EhVfnFZck

Destitution is when people cannot afford to meet their most basic physical needs to stay warm, dry, clean and fed. Our new report reveals a shameful rise in the number of people experiencing destitution in the UK. Here are the key findings 🧵 #DontIgnoreDestitution

For all those trolls telling me we can just leave the ECHR & create our own bill of rights remember that assumes we can trust the Government to protect our human rights. According to international Human Rights Watch the UK could soon make the list of countries that abuse rather than protect human rights thanks to this governments outright onslaught on the rights of its own citizens! During the past 12 months we’ve had an anti strike law - designed to rob millions of workers of their democratic right to strike, an Elections Act has locked millions of people out of the electoral process - a blatant act of voter suppression by the Government & new laws will strip back our right to protest & limit our rights to judicial review. You cannot trust a Government with our human rights when it’s already trying to curtail our human rights under the existing convention we are already apart of!

This video from @NorwichCityFC is the best bit of Mental Health Awareness I’ve ever seen… watch until the end.

@damart_uk how do I stop catalogues being delivered to a deceased person without using a premium rate phone line ?

Rishi Sunak has saved us all from a bunch of taxes that never existed! Full video here: youtu.be/iAleHFLP03A?si…

30p Lee blaming, what appears to be a disabled man, for climate change because he uses a car, when he raised legitimate concerns about fossil fuels. I wish I could laugh in his face when he inevitably loses his seat. He’s an overpromoted, thick, talentless, arrogant shithouse.