Take A Gue$$🦋

I don find book for men oh, make praying wife rest small. 🤲🏻

at least, exam no join wetin dey do me this period.

@firialfred @ofl_zeezahh 😂😂😂without wasting time

@ofl_zeezahh @prinidora

Thank God say person never reach stage wey person friend go do wedding. Me wey dey find how I go do data make you con tell me say make I buy your aso ebi cloth 50k. I go just block you peacefully.😭😭

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it. And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him. Do with that story what you will.

Before you run,slap your own back.

OneDrive: “your file is saved” Me: “oh cool where is it?” Onedrive: “where’s what?”

fake imagined my life with this person n now we not even talking 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Can we PLEASE normalize putting summaries on the back of books again instead of reviews? I just genuinely want to know what the book is about before picking it up.

When I do laundry I be wanting to take off the clothes I got on so everything can be clean.😂

whatsapp putting the archived chats section on top of the screen is so fucking useless

So we'll get married I'll be going to Faith Conference/Upper room and you'll be going to Mosque

I can’t imagine the trauma women must have faced when they found the tomb empty. Send a woman money today to heal, it’s not easy oo

Jesus didn’t die for you to sit on the fence when it comes to matters concerning your faith.

I have decided to enter the tunnel with my own light

Chewing gum 4k ?? I be Henry danger??😂😂😭

Hey opps, the tomb is emptyyyy

I go marry for looks, still marry for money, still marry for love join

𝗘𝗺𝗽𝘁𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗯. 𝗘𝗻𝗱𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲.

I wish I had a lover's house to escape to. My head is paining me😪