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"What about this?... Does it spark joy?" Me: "It's a production server, we need it." "Yes but, does it /spark joy/?"

@snyff Gross but I'm open minded 😜

@snyff Can't make it to Crikey this year. Glad you're going 💪

Retrieval-Augmented Generation Against The Machine...

Anyone still here? Should we form a supportive peer circle of Twitter survivors?

@SwiftOnSecurity Babes. Hang in there. Know that you can create your own fountain. Phrasing blah. You got this.

It feels like there were a lot more fountains when I was younger. You just show up someplace and there was a fountain there.

Chicky Cherry Cola. (Savage Garden - I Want You) open.spotify.com/track/3XorCFmc… youtu.be/HQt6jIKNwgU?si…

Quick reminder youtube.com/shorts/oI1bmlz…

@Antidiscourse25 @SwiftOnSecurity 👍 This

@SwiftOnSecurity it's not pre-marital sex if you never get married. ;)

Millennials having post-marital sex 🤮

Well more than half. Society should be more than this.

Go to any bar, parliament, or workplace, and tell me no.

More than half of the noise in this world is men arguing with each other.

Riddle me this, @UberEats , how does a venue 4.4kkm away (a significant distance when in a city centre) deliver in 6mins? How fast can you cook? How fast can you cycle? Or legally drive for that matter? Stop teasing me with your lies.

Sometimes a handwritten note at the end of a long day is all you need. Thanks @sheetsociety

This is the time of year when I lose items, like my phone, vape, keys... They're in my hoodie pouch. SPRING IS HERE!!!

It looks like a primitive growth projection chart. Only mirrored. Wordle 1,511 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@lintile I'm over 40. How can I assist?

I NEED AN ADULT

@SwiftOnSecurity This post reminds me of my 20s but if the maga references were replaced with guys in our vampire: the masquerade larping group. What is going on???

This thread wow

@brysonbort No

This is most of infosec.

@mattgillard @cyber_razz Very especially. Good point.

@printfJess @cyber_razz Especially in this vibe coding world :) :/

Is SQL Injection Vulnerability still a thing in 2025?

@ADHD_Alien When you specialise and your focus is on the thing you're really really good at. The other stuff fades away. Not intentionally. And that's the hard part. Congrats on your book. It's a massive achievement.

Shame is one of the hardest things about ADHD for me. I'm back and the book is finished but instead of feeling proud, I feel ashamed for not having managed to stay active online, manage my household better or even shower regularly.

@mathew_dev Have fun, stay safe 💜

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