tired and hungry 24/7

Was looking at my baby pictures and realized something

Hate working from the office because I can’t just stick my hands in my bra to adjust my boobs at my cube

Gonna need @Hozier to come back to the Orpheum in Memphis bc I know that must’ve been an insane experience and I want in on it ✨🐻

>Need to develop a prototype for this class and decided to use a fidget spinner for part of it >Got the last fidget spinner at the store >Grow emotionally attached to the fidget spinner and start mourning the loss of it bc I need to glue a bunch of shit to it for the prototype

literally started the new year crying about how much i love being alive and i love my friends and family instead of being depressed about the passage of time that i can’t control, 2024 is looking so good already twitter.com/TEXASTITTIE/st…

Turn your phone upside down. You’ll thank me later…

They would’ve burned his ass UP in 1692.

If somehow you have never read this story before, I demand you read it now

Almost every day this week I’ve been given a new work responsibility, moving forward I’m gonna need them to add $5k to my paycheck every time they do this ( ´△｀)

IM SPEECHLESS

i appreciate elon renaming the app after me but this is honestly overwhelming

Life is so hectic I just need to vibe on Sesame St twitter for a while yk

Hi Barbie!! Hi Ken!! #Barbie #BarbieMovie

OH BOY MACKENYU AS ZORO IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME

This diesel water contamination has now interfered w me watching the Barbie movie (theater was closed) this is now more personal than ever before

@EverythingOOC “Pick a god and pray!”

Hate forgetting who I have conversations with bc I remember having a really nice conversation about two tone lips w Someone and I saw something I wanna share w them but I don’t know Who It Was

@kijaeha__ It’s the ears! The two heads look like the camera/projector’s lil ear things

Idk why it’s taken me so long to realize this 🫂 emoji is a hug and not like… a really weird looking camera

@H0NEYRIVER Have none of us learned ANYTHING from Kendrick Lamar?!