Prison Mitch
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Prison Mitch
@Prisonmitch
Assistant to the Press Secretary of Florida (retired). Tariff Expert and part time shitposter.


Starting Thursday, we'll be updating our revenue sharing incentives to better reward the content we want on X: We will be giving more weight to impressions from your home region—to encourage content that resonates with people in your country, in neighboring countries and people who speak your language. While we appreciate everyone's opinion on American politics, we hope this will disincentivize gaming the attention of US or Japanese accounts and instead, drive diverse conversations on the platform. We invite creators to start building an audience locally. X will be a much richer community when there's relevant posts for people in all parts of the world.

The new Ayatollah





Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food trib.al/IvZIB0D


Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food trib.al/IvZIB0D


The entire row is alllllll yours. Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out... You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows. united.com/Elevated


A professional cornhole player with no arms or legs has been arrested for allegedly murdering a man Authorities claim that Dayton Webber shot the victim in his car and drove away with the body



A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. fox5dc.com/news/dayton-we…













