Leah Probert

I ll never forget when my dad was trying to sell his boat to some woman and he accidently sent her a weird text that was meant for me about walking the dog

@zoecoughlan_ @keeleeloo It’s probably on the old gram somewhere

What a perfect time for this

fred: sorry to hear that your dad has passed away yeah #ImACeleb

@ethanethaneth ?

@probert_leah Vermin

@savage_ffion Poor buggars starving :(

@ethanethaneth @NoContextBrits @Chris_Clement96 I ll always be the OG !!!

@NoContextBrits @Chris_Clement96 @probert_leah ruh oh

@zoecoughlan_ @97Vercetti @amyyryder Hahahahahaa

"That motherfucker back there is not real!"

@ethanethaneth I’ve literally seen the top with the decapitated teddy bear in your wardrobe

Still think it's mad that there are people out there who will buy a Palm Angels top, pay for it to be delivered, accept delivery, open the parcel, try it on, look in the mirror and then decide "yes, that's smart that is" and opt to wear it in public.

@zoecoughlan_ For your piles is it

@zoecoughlan_ What the hell is bum bum cream

@Leah_Probert Got to wake up early in the morning to catch out Leah Proberts!!! That’s what they say

@probert_leah In my head smug thinking ‘ur not fooling me with that one’ 😭😭

No idea how I passed my driving test, he told me to pull over n I thought it was illegal so I ignored him n then he asked why I didn’t n I said oh thought u were tricking me and he was like why would I do that? Then every thing else he told me he’d say ‘this isn’t a trick’ 😭

@zoecoughlan_ Is that why you ran Chynna’s over

@tabitha_w_ Top protection from Ben the nonce

@coughlananna @zoecoughlan_ She still doesn’t know how to use one FACT

Sat here in stitches over remembering that when me and Zoe did placement together in school we had to mop floors and we did such a bad job they tracked us down to locate us to fix it cause we used too much water and nearly flooded the place and caused water damage

@porkdog2k6 I’ve been told that before actually

@probert_leah Leah u r nuts

my addiction of going to koolers every weekend defo started with this letter I wrote to my dad when I was 12 begging him to let me go to kiddy koolers