Professor Smartass

@POTUS @SenFeinstein @AlexPadilla4CA We won the Cold War, Russia took our economic & political advice to a T, & now they're at worst, a fossil fuel competitor practicing their own Monroe Doctrine. We don't need to risk millions dying to stop that. barrons.com/news/global-fo…

“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…” Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share. This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating: “Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight. A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive. A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy. A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages. You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything. They’re simply too poor to afford bail. Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s. Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends. Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years. Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you. And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster. And you call Greenland badly governed? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment. ‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’ When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years. And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess. You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy. So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan. The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth. And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”

@MrLukeGeorge theintercept.com/2018/03/29/joh…

Say what you want about John Bolton but he absolutely nails it here!

@Acyn theintercept.com/2018/03/29/joh…

Former Trump National Security Adviser John Bolton says Iran is playing Trump because he’s desperate to make a deal: He thinks everybody wants to make a deal on just about anything. That's not what these people are into. And they can see that Trump is so palpably desperate to have a deal that he can declare to be a victory—they're playing him on that. They're stretching him out. They're buying time. All of that works in their advantage.

@Megatron_ron theintercept.com/2018/03/29/joh…

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Former Trump National Security Adviser John Bolton says Iran is playing Trump because he’s desperate to make a deal: “He thinks everybody wants to make a deal on just about anything. That's not what these people are into. And they can see that Trump is so palpably desperate to have a deal that he can declare to be a victory, they're playing him on that. They're stretching him out. They're buying time. All of that works in their advantage.”

@WellsJorda89710 theintercept.com/2018/03/29/joh…

🚨 BOLTON EXPOSED: “I Hope Trump Fails” with Iran John Bolton just told CNN: “I hope the negotiations break down” between Trump and Iran. Let that sink in. Bolton doesn’t want peace. He doesn’t want Trump to succeed. He wants failure — and another forever war. This is the same guy who cheered the Iraq War, pushed regime change in Libya, and has never met a conflict he didn’t love. He’s the real neocon. Trump is the one putting America First: maximum pressure when needed, smart deals that protect our interests, no more blank checks for endless wars. Bolton is rooting for Trump to fail so the warmonger crowd can stay in power. Don’t fall for it. Trump wants America to win. Bolton wants Trump to lose. Simple as that. #AmericaFirst #Trump2028 #NoMoreForeverWars #BoltonExposed

@jeffcharlesjr theintercept.com/2018/03/29/joh…

Former National Security Advisor John Bolton hopes Trump administration's peace talks with Iran fail. "Well, I hope the negotiations break down, because every day that goes by is a gift to Iran."

@RyanRozbiani Did the prostate tumor survive?

Netanyahu RUSHED to Jerusalem HOSPITAL His office only confirmed the transfer AFTER Hebrew-language media broke the story and forced their hand. Netanyahu was taken to Hadassah Ein Kerem Medical Center on Monday evening. The nature of the treatment was not disclosed, with aides offering only a vague reference to dental work. This is the same hospital where he secretly underwent radiation for a malignant prostate tumor last month without informing the public, a fact he only admitted after it leaked. The pattern is clear: this government lies about his health until it can't.

@GOP_is_Gutless She got fired by Trump, so she’s going to nuke DEMOCRATS?

🚨 Tulsi Gabbard is about to drop NUKE BOMBS on her way out the door. Word is she’s preparing to expose the stolen 2020 election — and the Democrats’ attempt to steal the 2016 election too. Tulsi about to BLOW UP the Democrat Party’s lies for good in her final acts as DNI. This could be massive. What do you think — real or just rumors? 👇 #TulsiGabbard #ElectionIntegrity #2020Election

@KhanSaba1278 Steve Martin Carol Burnett Lucille Ball Lorne Michaels Eddie Murphy Key & Peele (two for one)

If Robin Williams already has one spot (which we think is well-earned) on the Mount Rushmore of comedians… who deserves to be in the other three spots?

@Suzierizzo1 Nearly everyone.

Who thinks that Merrick Garland dropped the ball on putting Trump in prison?

@WorkElizab Her life

what’s the first thing??

@Avabelly__ embarrassment

What word would you choose ?

@KhanSaba1278 It’s a Wonderful Life It Happened One Night Sunset Blvd The Apartment M Pygmalion (1938 with Leslie Howard and Wendy Hiller) Some Like It Hot Psycho

@ShadowofEzra How does a politician share a stage with a guy saying that and expect to stay in office?

The CEO of BlackRock, Larry Fink, admits that the trillions of dollars being used to build data centers and power grids will come from ordinary people’s savings accounts and pension funds, and says it is mandatory. He says America needs trillions in AI infrastructure spending, and that people will be forced to “invest” in it. “Much of this will come from savings accounts and pension accounts.”

@CollinRugg He looks a guy explaining why he crashed into your parked car

NEW: Spencer Pratt fires back at reporter after he was asked about his plan for the homeless, says they will all end up in Seattle. Reporter: "What are your plans for the over 40,000 homeless in Los Angeles?" Pratt: "Well, they're not homeless, they're drug addicts... These people have been bused in by scam rehabs, scam NGOs, scam homeless nonprofits." "These people, when I unplug them ... they're all going to Seattle, where the mayor will welcome them."

@Acruzn808 @777Snv @OCFireAuthority Not worth risking lives for an RV

@prof_smartass @777Snv @OCFireAuthority That Is A Lot Of Hardware Catapulted Through The Air! Shrapnel & High Velocity..

***CRITICAL INCIDENT UPDATE***

@john_toher @ProudSocialist How is this possible?

@ProudSocialist The new sweatshops and environmental polluters ?

Billionaire and Google co-founder Sergey Brin whose net worth is $287.2 billion tells workers they should be working 60 hours a week. You don’t hate the billionaire class enough.

@joncoopertweets He makes music? I thought he was just the model for a “don’t do drugs or you could turn out like this ad”

Don't threaten me with a good time.

@SarahLarchmont The trumpdead, coming to eat anything except brains

What am I looking at?

@joeroganhq If he means they have become corporate tools with a little identity lipstick on the pig, yes

Bill Maher: "It’s sad because it’s not the Democrats we grew up with... I’m not going to pretend I don’t notice how different they are. How mean they’ve become."