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Professor Lexis

@professorlexis

British MC & Hip-Hop Artist New single out now 👇

Katılım Ocak 2013
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Your mum empties multi packs of quavers into a JD drawstring bag and takes it to raves
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Robbie Knox
Robbie Knox@RobbieKnox·
How mad are starters? You’re having a dinner, but you warm up by eating another, smaller dinner. Absolute showboating.
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No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
What’s the most British phrase you can think of?
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Franz Lab@FranzLabDuke·
My 14 yo, after weighing in at 98 lb: “When I hit 99, I’m going to eat a pound of nachos and be 1% nacho”
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Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙
Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙@JujuliaGrace·
MPs have had 8 pay rises since 2010, while NHS staff have endured real-terms pay cuts of up to 32%. If you think NHS staff deserve better than this derisory 3% rise (0.6% when inflation considered), RT 💙💙💙
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Robbie Knox
Robbie Knox@RobbieKnox·
There’s absolutely no way I’d go near a nightclub right now and can’t imagine anywhere less appealing. Nothing to do with Covid, I’m just 44.
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Professor Lexis@professorlexis·
@UberEats completed my sign up, account won't let me go online. Please get in touch so I can sort this out. Thank you
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Jaack
Jaack@Jaack·
Shall we up the stakes? If England win 3-0 - I’ll send someone £250. @VibePay do you wanna up the stakes and double this to 500? Must RT this tweet to enter AND be following me & @VibePay … (if they agree)
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No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
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DIRTY DIKE
DIRTY DIKE@DirtyDikeSMB·
I chose Dirty Dike so you cunts cant name drop me without looking mental.
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Professor Lexis@professorlexis·
WHY do ya come up with a great concept and absolutely butcher the ending, horror movies?
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Professor Lexis@professorlexis·
they're all cabbies in the North Giles, for a price
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LUNAR C (Onepunchwilly on IG)
I heard your bird went on a diet for a week n on her cheat day she shagged ya brother
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Professor Lexis@professorlexis·
The Teller by @ShottyHorroh is a prime example of rap transcending the usual format, and of an artist renowned for blending genres yet again coming out with something unexpected and fucking brilliantly put together. Big up. Inspiration.
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