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@Wizarab10 The thing be say, WALE no even understand all these big English

This is the problem with idiots giving birth. Your father should have poured on the floor to spare us the curse of the madness running in your family. Had he died childless, your life would not have existed as a cautionary tale to teach kids, the effect of madness in the society. You don't have to apologize for being a slow-witted piece of shit whose brain has atrophied from lack of use. It's a family heritage.

@HarmlessHQ Cho cho cho

You'll have N5 million and Twitter investors would be advising you to lock it up in Piggyyvest, mmf on interest of 18% per annum. That'll yield you N900,000 at the end of the year and N75,000 every month. Very rubbish something. How can you be comfortable getting just N75,000 monthly on a N5 million investment. Instead of that, Go to any busy market within your town. Secure a shop. Go straight to Dangote cement and order for a trailer load. As at today, the factory price is N11,700. And there's 300 bags in a trailer load. That's a total of N3,525,000. And they will deliver it cost-free to anywhere you are in Nigeria. When the cement arrives, you can sell at N12,750 and within a month you can finish one trailer load and make N3,825,000. That'll give you a profit of N300,000 in just that month. And the interesting thing is that you may not even need to be there. Get a salesgirl and only come around to take stock records. Within a year, you have N3.6 million Naira profit and a huge portion of your N5 million capital is still untouched. Everything no be Piggyyvest and MMF. That's for lazy investors.

@TuslowT Congratulations

Canada has been so good to me, especially in the last few months. Bought my first condo, got promoted at work, finished my MBA, and then becoming a citizen.

@DanielRegha The main thing is France is doing well. Kante has had his time, let the young boys enjoy their time. Kante is a sub for "incase" and he knows it.

Mbappe and N'Golo Kanté are both at the same level when it comes to ability, despite both playing different positions. Kanté being called up, and not getting any playing time in this 2026 World Cup tournament is beyond disrespectful for a player of that level. There's absolutely no reason why the likes of Mbappe gets to play in every game while Kante gets benched. As much as both play in different positions, the two should be accorded the same level of respect. Kante is as important as Mbappe, Dembele, and others, to the France national team.

@jon_d_doe Wake up, tie wrapper for waist, drink kaikai and gossip

Most Urhobo married women that are married to Urhobo men are one of the most hardworking women in Nigeria. And they're very good in bed. Because they have to step up and satisfy the extreme sexual urge of their lazy husbands. End.

@superbosschic @crsanchezx We're running and getting no where

Esto me ha dejado pensando de verdad. Ese chico no vino a pedir rebaja ni con rabia. Solo puso un espejo: “Hago lo mismo que tú, y ya no me alcanza”. Y lo peor es que tenía razón. Trabajar duro sigue siendo necesario, pero ya no es un plan completo. Es solo la mitad. La otra mitad es construir algo que no dependa de un solo sueldo ni de que nadie te elija. Esa frase de “el que solo tiene un sueldo, tiene una correa” se me ha quedado clavada. ¿A cuántos nos ha pasado que de repente te das cuenta de que estás corriendo muy fuerte… pero en una cinta que cada vez va más rápido?

Puse uno de mis pisos en alquiler recientemente y vinieron a verlo veinte personas en 4 días. De todas, hubo una que no se me va a olvidar nunca. Un chico de unos 25 años. Miró el precio, no se quejó, y me hizo una sola pregunta. Esa pregunta me quitó el sueño esa noche:

@Bolajibeejay7 @savvymoneygirl 10M gives you 4M+ in a year.

@savvymoneygirl Brilliant. Although 120k monthly is really low for an average living in Nigeria atm. Therefore, investment level should be considered from 20M and above. Thanks.

My dear Nigerians, let me tell you how you can earn passive income every month using FGN Savings Bonds. If you have ₦10 million sitting somewhere and you want it to start paying you like a salary without touching the capital, there’s a simple structure people overlook. Don’t invest it all at once. Split it into three parts. So instead of putting ₦10,000,000 into one bond cycle, you divide it into roughly ₦3,333,000 each. Then you stagger it like this: Put the first ₦3,333,000 into the January FGN Savings Bond. That one will pay you interest every April, July, October, and January. Put the second ₦3,333,000 into the February bond. That pays you every May, August, November, and February. Then the last ₦3,333,000 goes into the March bond. That pays every June, September, December, and March. Now here’s where it gets interesting. Because the payments are staggered across different months, you don’t wait three months with nothing happening. Every single month, one of the bonds pays you. So instead of “quarterly income that arrives in clumps,” you’ve basically created a monthly rhythm where something always lands in your account. At the current June 2026 three-year FGN Savings Bond rate of about 14.777%, each ₦3.33m tranche generates roughly ₦120,000 to ₦125,000 every quarter. But because the tranches rotate, that becomes a steady monthly inflow averaging around ₦120k-ish coming in every month across the cycle, while your ₦10 million stays intact. That’s the part people miss. It’s not about chasing higher returns. It’s about structuring what already exists in a smarter way. Of course, rates change monthly depending on DMO issuance, so the exact figures won’t always be identical. But the structure stays the same. Not financial advice, just showing you how the calendar can work in your favour if you use it properly. Would you rather have random payouts… or something that quietly lands every month like clockwork?

@symplyDAPO Her life mahn

A girl got kílled. The killer took her Samsung S26 Ultra, Head Phones, Smart Wristwatch and her money. What's the first thing the killer took? No winner yet on Instagram, let see how smart X users are?

@SqSehrish "CJSE"

If you can decode this, your brain is working at a high level What's the code for bird..?😭

@jose66542 @jon_d_doe The English too much, the babe run 😂😂

@jon_d_doe I agree AJD. You are spot on. I recently had to shut down a talking stage because of this. Receipts below👇

That is why I keep telling you young men that are dating girls who cannot buy their airtime, make their hair or even fill their gas, to forget about whether their girlfriends are faithful. They're not. Any girl that is dating you for survival is cheating on you. End.

@jon_d_doe I for post this one for my WhatsApp but fight go too much

One of the delusions that single women have is that if they did not sleep with married men, their husbands will not sleep with single women. One of the delusions that single men have is that if they did not sleep with married women, no man can sleep with their wives. End.

@Lartyf_x1 @DanielRegha Try and get the point guy

@DanielRegha Is he the one you voted for? The people you call your leaders are out there. Why don’t you go and hold them accountable for doing what they’re supposed to do for their people, especially unemployed graduates people like you, instead of coming after celebrities

Burna has a pαverty mindset. Not sure that car is worth over nine billion, but reportedly acquiring a ride he obviously don't need just for the sake of showing off is ridiculovs; If he truly spent on that. At the end of the day that car will likely be driven to the clubs and back, nothing more. No long distances. Imagine what he could do if he invested just part of that money into a manufacturing company that employs thousands of people, or even use it to construct or repair some roads, or address a problem in the health sector. Our public figures are too materialistic and shαrtsighted.

@NmesoG2801 @jon_d_doe Na one of the problems of Nigerians be this.

@jon_d_doe Probably the rainmaker you people settled is very greedy, U don't eat the money alone, you'll have to settle other rainmakers because they 2 will be angry you people didn't patronize them and make the rain to fall To avoid such, the rainmaker you settled is supposed to show love

I recall that during the burial of my late father, we had paid rainmakers to stop the rain during the ceremony. As soon as he was interred, if you saw the heavy rain that fell afterwards eeh. Honestly, I don't know if it was a mere coincidence or the work of the rainmakers. What can you about this if you have paid rainmakers for your events?

@Eaglewill01 @taiwo_junzi Go put am inside toilet

@progresdey4u @taiwo_junzi Come and shut it for me! 🙄🙄😏

As a Redeemer who stands for the truth, I’m happy to announce to you that my general overseer is a fool!!!

@Eaglewill01 @taiwo_junzi Abeg shut up

@taiwo_junzi You can criticize a man of God for anything but calling him a fool is what puts your soul in grave danger with God, Like how can you even call your fellow human being a fool? Hmmm, some of you really need a deep orientation about life because it is obvious we know nothing

@rukky_nate Person way call himself, ogbeni adugbo, which sense you dey expect from am?

The moment I see “Ogbeni” on your handle, I instantly profile you as dimwitted. I mean, look at Ogbeni Dipo and then this one here. Pattern recognition. having the IQ of a room temperature is not an excuse to be perpetually obtuse on Twitter. 🤦‍♂️

@Wizarab10 U no explain to am U come dey explain here. If you press phone pass 8pm, that one na late night movement too?

PTSD Twitter fon touch am 😭

@jon_d_doe Afang soup is underrated sha.

My lovely wife is cooking Afang soup today. I am in my work room and I can hear her singing from the kitchen. I did a fantastic job last night. End.

@Geeky_ng @Emeritus0062731 @Wizarab10 Ajeh, I thank God for my own.

@progresdey4u @Emeritus0062731 @Wizarab10 Sweet women still dey

My friend said the happiness he gets from being married to his wife equates to the satisfaction people get from financial security when they look at their bank account. He is not even rich but he is very content and very happy. I've known him for over a decade and his financial situation has never affected his mood or relationship. Very decent fellow. One day he was with me what she called his wife and told her he is feeling very generous and she should ask for anything. This woman said "popcorn" and he laughed. He told her that your husband is feeling generous and you are asking for popcorn. She said, "but that is what I want na. Buy me popcorn." I just smiled and shook my head because I know many rich people who do not have what he has.

@Geeky_ng @Emeritus0062731 @Wizarab10 Na here my own dey. I'll ask her what she wants on the phone on my way back from work, if it's still early, she'll say buy corn and pear, suya or yoghurt. If it's late, she'll say just come home straight.

@Emeritus0062731 @Wizarab10 There are woman that will even say; "don't worry, just come home to me". Many people have not been loved before and it's sad.