Tom Spanks

@BreakfastBacon1 Dullus is far from DC proper, but a very solid port.

Bacons list of top 10 worst airports I’ve been to

Seinfeld episode 2026: Jerry gets tickets courtside and brings George, who decides, with the Knicks down 20 with 10 minutes left, he will leave the game early to beat the rush out of MSG. As the Knicks mount a comeback he tries to get back into the Garden. He waves his ticket, name drops James Dolan, but nothing works and he ends up getting arrested. Meantime, Kramer sneaks into the Garden and helps Mike Brown draw up the game winning play.

With all due respect, if you never had a green MetroCard and a Regents diploma, you can keep your Knicks celebration on a low simmer

Would white women still go abroad, run a a marathon, or pretend to be die hard Knicks fans from birth if instagram didn’t exist?

If I have a daughter, I’m giving her the most masculine name possible. Cause no male in high school gonna wanna say they cracked Edward.

Ain’t no way this dude’s dad doesn’t run the hedge fund he’s strolling to in that fit. Hair of the Dog is in trouble. #interns

An incredible four seasons in Philly

Roofie, 30 rack, take my car, sure

Defeat your bitter border rival in battle and come home to a warriors welcome with a few battle scars and their most prized lady on your arm. They used to write songs about this kinda thing

Underserved Villain Rap: Derek Huff - Payed $1200 a week for voice lessons for his family - Paused his fishing with Cubes story to explain to Dale how big Bonita fish are - Only charged Robert four-fifths commission on the sale of his house - Hasn’t had a carb since 2004 - Saved car karaoke performance with his solo

Giants still suck skat likes crack and dart the fart can’t read picture books

@AB84 @cheetah Hear me out. New podcast called “CTKnee” when Tyreek retires. Would generate billions.

@naturdayguy I understand it all now

@terpsgiantsguy Would not mind a fat grotesque whale out of a bingus to the dome right now

@prolapsedpooper Don’t be jealous cause hurts’ mom is a fat grotesque whale

Only good thing to come outta starting Dart is the debut of Fox’s MILF cam at MetLife stadium. Thank you Brian Daboll. @terpsgiantsguy

You ever chowing down on your girls stink portal and take a step back and realize you’re chomping down on an absolute scrub daddy. (Shoutout @scrubdaddy for keeping my shit shiny) #timtebow

@naturdayguy @rfkenmore Sorry couldn’t read this. Too busy getting scurvy from your mother’s clam

What is the absolute best version of NYC? If you could radically change things about it, what would that look like?

@naturdayguy @rfkenmore Agreed Randy.

@rfkenmore Clean up all the subway stations. Take notes from the lovely Copenhagen metro

@naturdayguy Iran would never target something so small. I think the entire city of Columbus would be more up their alley Randy.

@domthepatsfan @naturdayguy Yeah now y’all suck forever 🤣🤣🤣

@prolapsedpooper @naturdayguy Been a diehard fan since 2007 Became a fan after I read Tedy Bruschi’s book about coming back after having a stroke Have owned every starting QB’s jersey since then including these

Should I tar and feather my buddy for his sports allegiances?