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"Work in Frogress" by me (It's complete or nearly so but I decided that's what it's titled) 😉😅 (cus froggo is also drawin somethin)

They call me the manhandler - Because I handle my man. 😎🥰🥵😳🤔 xD

I hate it so fuking much it won't let me mass move and mass delete by selecting the little dots anymore. How the F AM I SUPPOSED TO EDIT MY QUEUE FAST ON THE FLY AND DJ MY SHUFFLED SONGS SPOTIFY.

Wby did they update the spotify queue? It's ugly and functionless

I asked my cat this as she went to go play with her favorite plastic bag and saw the image in my mind and had to make it

i ain't gon act like imma stop listening to her music but there's a reason you can't find that sound of music snl sketch lol

this diva

i miss 2015

taking a hit and hanging my head

The way this song caused so many dupes but not ONE came close to replicating the magic of the original 🧵:

“HE SAID NO PICKLES”

they’re saying it’s the most mournful vape hit ever to be shown on netflix

Do you remember when you joined X? I don't! It was called Twitter back then!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Follow me on threads cus this app gives me brain cancer these days :) I removed it from my home screen like a month ago now I'm uninstalling bye twitter! #MyXAnniversary #MyTwitterAnniversary

Luigi Mangione’s alleged manifesto published by @kenklippenstein: “To the Feds, I'll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn't working with anyone. This was fairly trivial: some elementary social engineering, basic CAD, a lot of patience. The spiral notebook, if present, has some straggling notes and To Do lists that illuminate the gist of it. My tech is pretty locked down because I work in engineering so probably not much info there. I do apologize for any strife of traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming. A reminder: the US has the #1 most expensive healthcare system in the world, yet we rank roughly #42 in life expectancy. United is the [indecipherable] largest company in the US by market cap, behind only Apple, Google, Walmart. It has grown and grown, but as our life expectancy? No the reality is, these [indecipherable] have simply gotten too powerful, and they continue to abuse our country for immense profit because the American public has allwed them to get away with it. Obviously the problem is more complex, but I do not have space, and frankly I do not pretend to be the most qualified person to lay out the full argument. But many have illuminated the corruption and greed (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades ago and the problems simply remain. It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.”

when I mention Arby’s, you’re likely already picturing a specific location maybe one down the street, or that you went to growing up, maybe it’s not even there anymore this is your “Mind Arby’s” and with training you can go to this Arby’s at any time and from any place

i have this in my photos and i always read it once a month

Why tf are 5 disgusting El0n posts on my home pg. Never followed him I don't want to see his stupid cringe shit. I guess this is goodbye twitter see ya. The first meme below definitely has nothing to do with elongated muskrat at all... 🤔😁

@hausofdecline Now do the same one but with a rack of tiddies

Fair