Prussian Padre

I wish I could say that I'm German's biggest fan 😢

@TrillinDaGame Ty for posting

bar closed in boston video where the dudes are on the street laughing at the guy

@RSI_Lance Good sick, though if the padres miss the playoffs by one game I will be sick

@prussianpadre Good sick or bad sick? I never know what anyone means anymore.

Updated NL projections. The methodology I use begins with projecting runs scored and runs allowed for every team in MLB, from which I determine their expected records. If the sum of all team records does not result in an equal number of wins and losses league-wide, then I obviously have to make adjustments, as it's a zero-sum game. Anyway, after my tweaks I have the entirety of MLB going 2,430-2,430, as it must be. I will post AL projections in a separate post.

Classic Private equity move, the dodgers will have a new ownership group by 2030

@LogansLeague There are 2 teams that spend this kind of money. Maybe instead of "28 owners conspire together to intentionally have a worse chance at winning" the real story is "there are 2 insanely rich owners, and they have basically unlimited money"

My problem with baseball is: The BS offers the Tigers give Skubal. The Astros didn't re-sign four star players that came up through the farm system. The Mariners repeatedly not spending money while having a young core and turning a profit. The fucking Boston Red Sox salary-dumping Mookie Betts. The most money the Pirates have spent on a free agent for multi-year free agent is Ryan O’hearn. (2 years, 29 million) The A's moving from Oakland and trading away Matt Chapman , Matt Olson, Sean Murphy, etc. Could go on and on. The problem with baseball is the owners. Not the Dodgers.

@optimistic5518 Crazy where you ranked Jake cronenworth 👀

ranking every mlb player ever

Update: he did it. The mad lad yapped for 1.5 hours straight

Russian taxi drivers are the chattiest bunch of dudes I've ever seen. My wife is currently being held HOSTAGE by our driver and I swear the dude hasn't taken a break from talking in over 45 minutes (still have an hour left to go)

@DevineGospel Machado over j-ram too 👀

Tatis aura farmed Soto into Left Field you love to see it!

Phillip Rivers back in the NFL Padres cutting payroll Jackin off 3x DAILY It's 2010 all over again

@TalkingFriars @JimBowdenGM How TF is cease worth 30+M / year? Dude had one great season and a bunch of ok seasons

.@JimBowdenGM's contract predictions for Padres free agents Dylan Cease: 6-years, $187 million Michael King: 3-years, $75 million Robert Suarez: 4-years, $80 million Ryan O'Hearn: 2-years, $24 million Luis Arraez: 2 years, $30 million nytimes.com/athletic/67199…

@alexbartlett12 Luis Arraez is Eric Hosmer who swings more with less pop

I am still emotionally unstable so I reserve the right to change this, but as of now least favorite Padres all time: 1. Luis Arraez 2. Eric Hosmer 3. Eric Patterson

Be a dog

Bum, Bum, always liked him fine that he's leaving, bum, need him, w/e, thank God he's staying, sad to see him go, bum, bum, bum

Mason Miller and Adrian Morejon should be down tomorrow… RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!

@afmazon Great effort by the TL tbh

Yes we have Padres baseball Thursday. Great effort by the entire ball club.

@DevineGospel When is the Berlin area watch party?

Bay Area Pads Fans Once we find out the time of tomorrows game We’re announcing a Bay Area Pads Fan Watch Party

Jazz Chisolm belongs in LF