Selbs aye just Selbs

Here’s what you could’ve won 😂😂😂

@Coyr1972 I appreciate they get asked questions by the gutter press but think before you answer

@pselbs They should be banned from talking until they win a game.

To ALL Aberdeen players - we don’t want to hear your shite so just do your talking on the pitch please.

What phone was it, a fucking nokia 3210? Everyone's phone is linked to an email account these days. Everything is recoverable. Unless they don't want it to be. No one belives McSweeneys phone was stolen and now everything is lost forever. They want Mandelson comms to be lost.

@piersmorgan @ManCity GIRFUY

Congrats @ManCity - by far the better team today, especially in 2nd half when Arsenal just inexplicably disappeared. Way too defensive, and so listless going forward. But let’s keep our eye laser-focused on the much bigger prizes still in our grasp.

A fact that sounds fake….. Leicester City’s name is engraved on every major domestic trophy higher up than Arsenal’s. League Cup - 2000 vs 1993 FA Cup - 2021 vs 2020 Premier League 2016 vs 2004

@piersmorgan GIRFUY

In situ. #Wembley

The SPFL realising that Dundee United’s win means that they can’t announce the split fixtures for at least the next two weeks.

@offtheballbbc St mirren

Aberdeen, St Mirren, Dundee, Kilmarnock... Who do you think will be in the play-offs come the end of the season? 👀

There is absolutely zero chance Sunderland beat us tomorrow mind. ZERO. It simply won’t happen.

Is it gonna be a statue of her handing a 12 million quid cheque to Andrew?

Heardle 1980s #1429 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle80s #Heardle #80s #music heardle80s.com

FFS that pitch at tannadice is a disgrace. Have their groundsman chucked it .

Just looking at the fixtures after the break . Dons - st Mirren (a) Hibs (h) St M - Dons (h) Celtic (a) killie - Hibs (a) Dundee (h) Dundee - Celtic (h) Killie (a) Utd - Celtic (h) Huns (a) Livi (h)

As cool as a Cucumber. Beware a patient man.

Johnny Cash performing 'Ring of Fire' for the last time and dedicating it to his wife June Carter Cash.

Sometimes, people ask me how long Margaret thatcher has been dead, and I always reply not long enough.

@BathgateThe And fuck you you hun bastard

@pselbs Enjoy the rest of your night you SSB

Thankfully I was there. The nearest ive ever seen to the perfect striker since KJ