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Katılım Ocak 2023
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Parimal
Parimal@Fintech03·
Gandhi was frustrated that even while protesting the British, every time a freedom fighter signed a document, they were using Quink (Parker)/Stephens (British) ink. He saw it as a symbolic defeat. Gandhi personally asked Satish Chandra Dasgupta (a legendary chemist, I will write separately about him) to create an ink that would not betray Indian paper. Satish Chandra did not want to run a business, so he passed the formula (Krishna Dhara) to 2 brothers, Nanigopal & Sankaracharya Maitra in Rajshahi (now Bangladesh). They started Sulekha (named by Tagore) in a small room with a single stove. British inks of the 1930s were notorious for being Iron-Gall based. These were highly acidic. If you look at British-era documents today, many have holes where the ink was the acid literally ate through the paper over 50 yrs. The Maitra brothers realized that Indian paper (often handmade/low-quality) would disintegrate under British ink. They engineered Sulekha to be pH-neutral. They used a secret infusion of tannins from indigenous sources & refined them to ensure the ink was archival. The reason many 1940s Indian revolutionary pamphlets are still readable today, w/o the paper crumbling, is specifically due to the non-corrosive chemistry of Sulekha. Also, Satyajit Ray, who was a master calligrapher (he designed his own fonts like Ray Roman), preferred Sulekha because of its Matte-Finish density.
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Jackson Harlem
Jackson Harlem@JacksonHarlem·
The Most Terrifying Bridge In America Is In LOUISIANA⁉️🤯🌉
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Lala
Lala@FabulasGuy·
One of the finest mind from Bengal🔥 “PM Modi made a statue worth ₹300 crore. If he had given ₹1 crore to every Indian, no one would have remained poor” Do Bhakts and PM Modi have any answer?
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ANI
ANI@ANI·
#WATCH | Nagpur, Maharashtra: On his "have four children, but give one to the RSS" remark, Bageshwar Dham Peethadhish Dhirendra Krishna Shastri says, "You will say that you don't have any children, so let me answer that- In the future, I too will become 'grihasth' and I will contribute to increasing the population of Hindus as much as God wills. If you have a fourth child, dedicate one to RSS- the purpose behind this is to make him a nationalist. Whether you dedicate him to the RSS, the country's army, or make him a collector, a teacher, but keep his ideology consistent with the RSS. So that wherever he lives, he can continue to wave the flag of Hindutva..."
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🚨Indian Gems
🚨Indian Gems@IndianGems_·
A boy named Mohammad, single handedly cleaned an entire stretch near the river in Gujarat using his own hands. It's a matter of shame for our municipality 😭
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Matthias Schmidt
Matthias Schmidt@eurofounder·
My mum is turning 70 today Without her, I wouldn't be this progressive, moral and highly ethical person I am today Thank you for everything mum, I love you so much
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Harmanjot Kaur
Harmanjot Kaur@sukhdeep7896·
My college friend -a tech guy- earns ₹52 LPA in Bangalore. Bought a 3BHK in Whitefield Bangalore last year. Wife + One small kid. Last week he called me sounding completely broken: “Bro… I’m actually going broke.” I laughed. “Bro, 52 lakh package? Stop joking.” Then he showed me the real numbers. Monthly take-home: ₹2.85 Lakh Expenses: • ₹1.08L → Home loan EMI • ₹35k → One kid’s school fees • ₹28k → Groceries & milk • ₹18k → Society maintenance • ₹18k → Maid + cook + nanny • ₹15k → Car EMI + fuel • ₹12k → Electricity, water, WiFi • ₹45k → Family health insurance Total: ₹2.93 Lakh He is short ₹8,000 every month… before festivals, date nights, or any emergency. A decade ago? The same flat + same lifestyle needed only ₹18–20 lakh salary. Today even ₹52 lakh feels like you’re running on a treadmill that keeps speeding up. The economy is genuinely cooked for every 9-5 salaried guy who thought he “made it.” The scariest part? You don’t feel poor… until the math hits you.
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𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗶
it's so fucking hot bc im getting rashes underneath my boobs because of sweat accumulation under my bra + maa won't let me roam around the house w/o a stupid bra cause dadaji & papa ?!? only time my big boobies are free is when im sleeping at night. it's painful & annoying.
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Dimpy Udhani
Dimpy Udhani@Dimpzudhani·
Ek aur dost shaadi ki rassi mein fass gaya… 😄 And I’m 43 now… people don't ask now - “when are you doing?” Karna bhi hai 🤣 Honestly? No jealousy seeing couples No shaadi FOMO either What actually excites me? → animals around me 🐾 → a little peace → and yes… money 🤑 Right now, I’m just building a life jahan mind calm ho… aur bank balance strong If someone understands me- great If not, still great. Life is not bad 😈 Came to Greater Noida to attend a friend’s wedding… now don’t ask to meet, I’m leaving tonight 👻 And haan… did you check my unique earrings? 👻
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Fido का Dido 🎭™️®️
@theswapnilsri A delivery partner arrived at my door step in 55°C blazing summer heat drenched in sweat. I asked him to take a cold shower with the AC running at -16°C, as he came out I offered him beer, he drank 45 bottles, licked my granny and left.
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Swapnil Srivastav
Swapnil Srivastav@theswapnilsri·
2026 is on track to be the hottest year in recorded history. (European climate agency Copernicus flagged this earlier this year.) While you read this in AC, someone is riding through 44°C heat to deliver your food in 30 minutes. Without a single complaint. Zomato gave him a cooling vest. That’s their part. Your part is simpler: - cold water at the door - 2 minutes of AC - treat him like a human being He’s not just an app notification. He’s a human being. Do your part this summer.
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Ahmed Khalifa
Ahmed Khalifa@_A_khalifa·
These clowns could never do this shit in the UAE or Gulf real Islamic land. Straight to jail 😂 But London? Go wild, bro.. London’s back to the Stone Age anyway 😍
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Deadly Kalesh
Deadly Kalesh@Deadlykalesh·
📍Kerala, Koyilandy, near 20th Mile Nandi Masjid (Palli): a Mahindra pickup truck hit a scooty rider who was standing by the roadside. The rider was using his phone at the time. Bystanders quickly rushed in and helped lift him up after the impact.
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Bollywood Talkies
Bollywood Talkies@bolly_talkies·
#Varanasi becomes a global embarrassment as its assets were showcased at Mexico Comic Con! While the makers were live via video conferencing, the seats in the hall remained empty. It’s easier to fool audiences in India by getting in touch with “crowd-pulling” agencies or calling media from different parts of the world but that doesn’t work internationally. Varanasi is not only relying on India’s business; it needs global recognition as well. This was one of the reasons for bringing Priyanka Chopra on board. Their marketing strategies, podcasts, and even S. S. Rajamouli’s interview with James Cameron were supposed to generate global hype. However, the ground reality doesn’t seem to be in sync with the vision.
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
For obvious reasons, mating in hedgehogs is a delicate operation. The female has to adopt a special body position with her spines flattened. On the bright side, newborn hoglets have no spikes.
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Fido का Dido 🎭™️®️
@ThePuneMirror Funny how these so-called warriors were nowhere to be seen when Mumbai was under attack during 1993 — 1993 Bombay bombings 2002 — Ghatkopar bus bombing 2003 — 2003 Mumbai bombings 2006 — 2006 Mumbai train bombings 2008 — 2008 Mumbai attacks 2011 — 2011 Mumbai bombings
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Pune Mirror
Pune Mirror@ThePuneMirror·
Following strong protests by MNS, Central Railway has revised its recruitment notification to include Marathi alongside Hindi and English. The move comes after backlash over the exclusion of Marathi, which sparked concerns about fairness for local candidates. Amit Thackeray welcomed the decision but warned authorities against sidelining Marathi youth in future recruitment processes, emphasizing the importance of respecting the state’s language and local rights. #AmitThackeray #MNS #CentralRailway #MarathiIdentity #RailwayRecruitment
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Fido का Dido 🎭™️®️
@venom1s Which exact case from the Supreme Court of India is this viral nonsense based on? Case name? Judgment? Bench? Or is everyone happily outraging over a completely made-up story?
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︎ ︎venom
︎ ︎venom@venom1s·
Supreme Court of India > Wife files for divorce on grounds of cruelty and desertion. > Husband says she cheated on him. > Wife doesn't ask for any alimony. > Court orders the husband to give 50 lakhs. > Husband says, but she isn't even asking for that. > Court – We are ordering, you have to give. > Husband asks for shared child custody. > Court – Dismissed. This is how many are treated like slaves in India. His wife cheated on him. She didn't even ask for any alimony, but still the court ordered 50 lakhs. And despite all that, the man didn't even get shared custody of the child. How is this okay? Because of such biased laws and judges, so many men take their own lives.
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Supreme Court hears a matrimonial case: Husband: I don’t want a divorce. Court: divorce is filed by wife? On what grounds? Husband: cruelty and desertion. Court: false charge of adultery, you could not prove, that itself is ground for divorce. Wife is not asking for alimony? Husband: no Court: you should be happy. Are you a software engineer? Husband: now I am a freelancer. Court: everyone becomes unemployed after divorce proceedings are filed. Wife says she has resigned, husband will say he has given up his job, he has been thrown out on the complaint of the wife, something or the other. Now you have become freelancer. Court: did you prove adultery against her? Husband: no. Wife: I have solemnised a second marriage after divorce was granted by trial court and upheld by high court. Husband: please hear me for a moment. Court: pay 50 lakhs (to wife) [as permanent alimony] Husband: that is not even her demand. Court: no, we are saying that. Husband: may I make one more submission. We can explore custody of child through mediation. Court: dismissed.

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Pune Mirror
Pune Mirror@ThePuneMirror·
In a major consumer-friendly decision, Maharashtra Food & Drug Administration Minister Narhari Zirwal has made it legally mandatory for all hotels and restaurants to clearly disclose on their menu cards or electronic display boards if they are using cheaper "cheese analogue" instead of natural milk-based paneer. The new rule, which came into effect on April 27, 2026, will be strictly enforced from May 1, 2026, with violators facing action under food safety laws, including permanent cancellation of their licence. Maharashtra's initiative has already been recognised nationally, with FSSAI issuing a circular on April 21, 2026, extending the rule across the entire country. Citizens can report violations on the toll-free number 1800-222-365. #FakePaneer #CheeseAnalogue #FDA #Maharashtra #ConsumerRights
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