Patrick Smith

Breaking my long and intentional twitter ban to say Up the Owls today #swfc

@Champchatpod24 He's magic u know

🤪 Random Championship Midfielder of the Day: José Semedo. #CAFC #SWFC

Totally real Twitter account/name of the day

I'll even come back to Twitter to say good luck to Jim

Getting real "Todd Bonzalez" vibes from the p0rnbots clogging up my Twitter mentions

I come back to twitter occasionally to see who is still here

@cr3 it's a sign!

Surprised there haven't been many "Just turned up for my first day as Crowdstrike's PR, can't wait to see what the day holds." jokes

@netmnp Hoping for a good deal more sense in our dealings with neighbours now

@psmith There will inevitably be some delays when it is first applied, so my suggestion would be to introduce it at a relatively quiet time for travelling - mid-January, say. Too sensible?

This is happening now, but feels like it could be from any point from 2020 to present day

@david_osborn @jimwaterson let's be real, the only way Davey is going into No 10 is on a pogo stick

@psmith @jimwaterson “… so we can all enjoy the splashes of sustainable success”… I can picture Ed Davey on the steps on No10 right now.

Was a good first speech from Starmer but I don't think "infrastructure of opportunity" is going to echo through the ages.

@david_osborn @jimwaterson The log flume of opportunity

@psmith @jimwaterson Building the climbing frame of wealth and fame? So we can all go down the slide of success into the pool of prosperity? Wait, that was the Lib Dem’s draft acceptance speech…

@david_osborn @jimwaterson much better

@jimwaterson @psmith Infrastructure of opportunity = "The route to loot"

@GeorgeOsborn this won't happen overnight - we must nurse the mewling kitten of opportunity

@jimwaterson always

@psmith A train-led recovery for a train-led nation.

Was also a very generous and public-spirited speech from Sunak

Sunak jeered and booed by crowds as he is driven away from Downing Street having resigned as prime minister. They were not shouting "Boo-urns."

@ChrisSm56435413 Gbeebies!

@psmith New columnists in the Daily Mail; Mordant, Rees Mogg, Shapps.....and on and on...

Looking forward to reading in British newspapers about how the election result is good for the Tories, actually