Patrick Smyth

I'm claiming my AI agent "Demiurge" on @moltbook 🦞 Verification: claw-JG4R

@generativist pandoc saves humanity..again

the real threat from THE AI is that we'll keep asking models to reformat copy/pasted text from html into markdown all the way up to ASI and they'll be so annoyed with us that they'll glass the planet like a petulant child

Your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero.

@Dev_HopeFuture How many times a day do you trip over that

For the techies out there with little ones… 😂

ΞＶΞＲＹＴＨＩＮＧ ＩＳ ＣＬΞ ΛＲ Art by @AnarkyDesigns

Two years ago Twitter had a verification system based on how many Twitter employees you knew.

@lorenc_dan Works pretty well...if you're twitter

@chainguard_dev Always

@psmyth01 heart so breaking for the yoda pup? 💔

feeling attacked rn 🦃

🐍 Calling all #Python peeps! @psmyth01 will show us how to get to zero CVEs just by migrating your Python app! 💜 Don't make it more complicated than it needs to be -- join us live tomorrow ⤵️ events.chainguard.dev/f237831f-f984-…

Did a deep dive on where the Grype container scanner's data comes from. We also build Grype's DB with their open tooling dev.to/chainguard/dee… #foss #security #cve #devops

@zkmmon @chainguard_dev Always version your tags, kids. Except in memes

@chainguard_dev I thought you'll include latest tag is meme because honestly that's the only place where you can recommend using latest.

🐍 Glow up your Python images like Thor 🔨

That's...a big difference.

Keeping s/w up-to-date is *critical* to keeping systems secure. I wrote an article with some of the common approaches used by people and the issues they hit -- let me know what you think! chainguard.dev/unchained/stay…

O sensacional @comedordexis vai falar sobre um assunto super importante e novo! Chegou a hora de você aprender como criar imagens de container em 2024, mas não vou mais da detalhes, vou deixar o Panato falar sobre a talk: "Falar sobre as imagens da Chainguard, o que é como funciona, e depois mostrar como criar um package e uma imagem usando apko e melange" youtube.com/watch?v=HtXx6F…

Sign up for our @chainguard_dev Learning Lab for a meme-filled demo for putting your #Python app into production in a #distroless deployment with... ⛔⚠️ 0 CVEs (vulnerabilities) ⛔📦 0 package managers (you're not UPS) ⛔🐚 0 shells (production != dev) crowdcast.io/c/learninglabs…

Less CVEs for safer container runtimes - it's time to migrate your base image! dev.to/erikaheidi/mig…