Patrick Soffera

first time I’ve seen the ‘Steph Curry’ no look celebration before a TD completion in the NFL

@axioscharlotte you’re the experts at this sort of thing!!! Can you figure out where in Charlotte the Rock lived?!?!?

I’m 86% sure this is just a marketing ploy by Choco Taco.

@RapSheet @TomPelissero Baker Mayfield will come to haunt Andrew Berry in due time. Mayfield, when healthy, is slightly more effective than Deshaun Watson (ceteris paribus). My algorithms demonstrate this clearly.

When 50% of the population suddenly loses a fundamental right they’ve had for 50 years, it’s safe to say you can expect a very strong response. And that’s what we’re about to see.

Cameron Newton can throw a football underhand farther than “Tua” Tagovailoa can throw one overhand. I challenge anyone on Twitter to find evidence of “Tua” throwing an NFL or NCAA regulation size football farther than fifty yards. You cannot.

@Nelba_MG He put “Hey Mama” in the list. That’s love, respect, and admiration right there!

Lot of reports about how teams are selling themselves to Deshaun Watson. I'd like to know how Watson - and the team that trades for him - plans to publicly address his allegations and the fans they will alienate.

Fastest Girl in the Whole Wide World youtu.be/QvC279d1E6Q via @YouTube

Been avoiding this but ... covid is the absolute pits. Been lucky it isn't worse, but at its worst it was like a bad flu and it's dragged on/lingered. I'm vaxxed and boostered and still got a breakthrough case. Would welcome folks not continuing to say it's all mild.

@math_rachel @threadreaderapp unroll

“Covid zero is impossible with omicron, so what’s the point in even trying to reduce/slow transmission?” My answer: 🧵 1/

Who has my #goldenwhistle ?

@ShannonSharpe On a ceteris paribus (all else equal) basis, Darnold ranks 6th among all NFL QBs according to my algorithmic models. He does very few things badly.

Not enough people are talking about how Mac is Cam backwards.

@PennantApp App is great! I have the premium version but the W/L widget isn’t letting me select any specific team for NBA. Is this a bug? I’ve tried reinstalling, deleting, etc. Any ideas?

Was that Darius Rucker at the Trevor Lawrence household draft day celebration? @dariusrucker #trevorlawrence #dariusrucker #NFLDraft2021

Daily new Covid-19 cases per million on a 3-day rolling basis. One of these things is not like the others...

Eight years ago this week, we protected young people who were raised as part of our American family from deportation. Today, I'm happy for them, their families, and all of us. We may look different and come from everywhere, but what makes us American are our shared ideals…