lucky ☆彡 | bg3 era

@Shrek3onDVDTFT it’s dock-sund 😭

@pstlvs So it isn't dachun?

we as a society have got to stop letting people mispronounce “dachshund” as “dash-hound”

@gangrene_club now lae’zel? she’s just fuckin irritating 😭 every time she speaks i’m annoyed, but i also just started her section of the story and i hear she gets better during it so, we’ll see how i feel in a couple days

@gangrene_club lmfao i love karlach as a character, she brings fun energy to the party, but as a romance, ion think shes for me…but i’m also not into the aggressive lady archetype, i’m sensitive and i like my women nice to me shjgkshfj

i have a maybe unpopular bg3 opinion……i think astarion is just….fine. i knew very little about the game before i started, but i do remember bitches losing their minds over astarion and while i love him, i’d say he’s an 8, but a little bland….

@Shrek3onDVDTFT idk if i’m good enough for multiplayer LMFAO i play on super weenie hut jr mode 😭 i’m not very good

@pstlvs Once you're done with your run we should do a multiplayer

shoutout to the handful of mutuals who interact with my tweets every time i get a new hyperfixation. i know i’m usually years late to most of them, and yet y’all still put up with me :’-)

just realized i missed my son’s 3rd birthday last sunday…..happy late birthday to my little prince <3

@gangrene_club now…..i will say he and shadowheart are the only companions that i think are worth romancing so far. i hate lae’zel, wyll is fine as hell but seems like an idiot, gale seems sus, karlach is too feral, halsin isn’t my type, i killed minthara, aaand i haven’t met anyone else 🫡

@pstlvs You cooked with both takes I always knew you were a real one

@Beancente1 PLEASE PLAY BG3 PLEAAAAAASE IT’LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

@pstlvs to be fair most of the time i have not engaged im only aware (have never played bg3)

@gangrene_club i genuinely am sad i didn’t give it a chance sooner 😭 but i’ve always hated top down rpgs and gave up on medieval media after GoT so i never even considered it might be something i’d like!! but i’m obsessed now omg

@pstlvs Bg3 is worth the wait gang that game is amazing

lowkey my bg3 character is so pretty sometimes i just stop and stare at her in cutscenes

@elle_bae no like i tried it thinking i’d play for a handful of hours and be over it, what the hell happened 😭 i can’t put it down!! i don’t even like medieval media typically, but this shit is SO good

sat down at my keyboard to take notes for a meeting this morning and realized my fingers were sitting on WASD and not the home row…this is what 29 hours of baldur’s gate 3 in a single weekend will do to a mf…..

what kind of crack did they put in this game??? i played for nearly 15 hours straight today

i pull a chase card and be like “this etb paid for itself” even though i know damn well im not selling it?

@USPS can you please explain why my package that was mailed from a texas post office to a texas address (that was in my city 3 separate times) is currently preparing for delivery in PLYMOUTH, WISCONSIN?????

@Beancente1 see and that’s why i think maybe i can handle it…..we shall see

@pstlvs its like pokemon +

oomf rly got me out here downloading bg3……….

@Shrek3onDVDTFT i’m gonna play on the easiest difficulty so hopefully combat won’t be too bad…but also def playing solo!! but @jupitxrsson started playing like 2 hours before me and it convinced me to get it too so we’re playing separately but like….together in spirit lmao :3

@pstlvs Combat might get tricky but you will spend 8 hours customizing your character. Which is awesome. You get more out of it if you play Solo but playing together with a party is hella fun!!