Philip Stubbs

@StuartKenny33 @JohnCleese With the soundtrack from Midnight Run

@JohnCleese This trailer for Fierce Creatures features scenes that weren't in the final cut, I know large swathes of the film were reshot. Is there any chance of a DVD/Blu-Ray where we can see the deleted scenes and original ending? youtu.be/11e3jI0FvO4?si…

Liza Minnelli has outlived Chuck Norris.

Liza Minnelli has outlived Kristi Noem's time as Secretary of Homeland Security. The plastic surgery addict enjoyed dressing up for photos while arresting minorities.

💥BREAKING NEWS💥 @RobertJenrick has defected to @TheGreenParty following their win in Gorton and Denton. Jenrick is alleged to have justified his second defection in as many months by telling voters: “I’ve always been a vegan.”

@danbarker 😬

(Apologies; trying to find the most complicated pun headline possible)

Mountbatten-Windsor on the streets; Mountbatten-Losedsor between the (custody) suites.

During the most recent Student Trading Competition, run by Old Mancunian Marc Duschenes (88–93), two MGS teams achieved the impressive feat of outperforming ChatGPT. Team MGS-HLB closed their trades with a 5.2% gain, while MGS-Lloyds finished with a 4.4% gain. #StudentFinance

Well done to year 12 pupil Ed, who recently competed in the UK National Hill Climb Championships. Ed qualified for this event based on results throughout the season. Competing on a course with gradients reaching 20%, Ed recorded a time of 3 minutes 7 seconds. #CyclingExcellence

@nme1980s @somebizzare @MrFetishista @somebizzarenet @SomeBizarre Paul Slattery, not Tony

This is what Reform UK stands for. FYI, watch for the eye roll at the end.

Boddingtons Cream of Manchester “By’eck, it’s gorgeous”!!!

@danbarker No, it is someone with a vested interest in pushing the local property prices down

I'm convinced there's a flag manufacturer somewhere pushing this whole thing.

Well done to Shaun, Jude, Caspar, Isaac, Ed, Gibson and Ben for earning MGS Cycling Club certificates. A special mention to Club Captain Shaun for seven years of outstanding commitment. Thanks to John Wych for his inspiring leadership. #MGSCycling

I’m enjoying the Manchester Tart !! 👍

@EricIdle You wrote Alan Whicker’s autobiography?

I wrote it!

@danbarker @wompkin Terry Jones had Gareth as his middle name

@wompkin I bet that's actually where it came from: +1 letter wouldn't work, as would be 'XI Jones', which sounds like a Chinese James Bond. So they tried to go -1 instead: H-1 = G ✅ W-1 = V ('VG Jones' doesn't work) W-2 = U ('UG Jones' doesn't work) W-3= T ('TG Jones' - that'll do)

The WH Smith high street rebrand to 'TG Jones' feels like Lord Sugar told The Apprentice teams they had 90 minutes to come up with a new business name.

Terry Gilliam discusses his work with Leah Hausman to stage Stephen Sondheim’s Into the Woods at @TheatreRBath gilliamdreams.com/be-careful-in-…

@SteveBakerFRSA But we didn’t have to leave the EU and its trading bloc to reduce public spending

❓”But was it worth it Steve?” 🇪🇺Every year I’m asked about the anniversary of leaving the EU. 🇬🇧Here’s my answer to the big question everyone’s asking this year. 🗽

@TheEconomist Yes, I moved from R to Python last year and don’t regret it one bit.

In the world of data journalism, two programming languages vie for supremacy. But which is the best for The Economist’s work?In a special edition of our Off the Charts newsletter, we explain why R is a good place to begin: econ.st/3DL5Ced 📷

Python is an excellent tool for anyone who wants to get started with coding, our data journalists say. Read this edition of Off the Charts to find out why: econ.st/4a9uBUl 📷

@AnitaKearslake @paul_vile I was happy with lummox and hoot. But I was baffled with erbera, ject and isery! Eventually realised that a line was missing. 😔

Poor printing on the codeword on today's Times #thetimes

The Parent Society’s Pie & Quiz Night was a fantastic success! Thank you to all our parents and supporters for attending. Well done to the winning team, Lord Alli Pays Our School Fees, with The Taveners 9 coming second, and Happy Birthday to Saira taking third. #CommunitySpirit