Paul Stutler

@gif_tannen It was deliberate by the catcher.

what the hell was my guy supposed to do here?

@SenWarren You poker. Take it all that’s his fair share.

Jeff Bezos has $222 billion. If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over. And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

@10k_Takes @golf_zone_mn Jacob Frey

Who is the most disappointing athlete in Minnesota sports history? @golf_zone_mn

@VolodyaTretyak Firing Kristi Noem.

Can you name at least one action taken by Trump that was beneficial for U.S. citizens? 🤔

@Rothmus When was May executed?

@Oct7NeverForget The U.S. will also cede Mar-a- Lago. It’s tough but that’s what they want and the peace prize is in play.

When you have no cards 😎 Ukraine will propose that the United States sign a peace agreement with Iran, under which the U.S. must completely withdraw its troops from the Persian Gulf, then hold elections in America in 100 days and make Iranian the second official language.

@DanFriedman81 Obama created this mess. He should be held accountable.

A lot of people are dunking on this, and it’s true, she should have paid the $60 per month for 20 years and let the forgiveness kick in. But what they’re missing is that she was loaned $65k for a terminal master’s in historic preservation. That should never have happened. Tuition has skyrocketed because the ability of students to pay it has completely decoupled from how much money they or their families can afford. Colleges charge infinity dollars because students have access to infinity student loans. In many cases students hoping a credential will lead to a better life get duped into indenturing themselves permanently to get worthless terminal master’s degrees. If the loans didn’t exist, then the master’s programs wouldn’t exist, and if the master’s programs didn’t exist then employers wouldn’t be looking for job applicants with master’s degrees which don’t even connote any real skills. Burn this whole rotten system down.

@brad_polumbo How long till AOC or another introduces legislation to eliminate debt that one finds “psychologically burdensome?”

lol imagine fleeing the country over $60 per month and you still think you’re not the problem

@cicero_mn It’s a shame. I did it from eighth grade on. Had one scare but it turned out the guys were bored and wanted to scare me. What a world we’ve turned into. Many stock food shelves that really aren’t needed while innocents can’t hitch a ride.

I picked up a hitchhiker today for the first time in probably twenty years. He got in the car and immediately started digging around in his backpack. Clearly, something was mentally wrong. Safely dropped him off a few miles down the road at his destination. Anyway, I’m now done picking up hitchhikers. 🤣

@TheRealGOP It’s Detroit from the 70s but in slow motion.

I tried to go to one of the biggest pubs in downtown Minneapolis tonight at 11 PM. They already closed. It's Friday night. Tell me Minneapolis isn't in a death spiral.

@AriFleischer I would bet that every “journalist” that touched this story has at least $80K in student loans from “prestigious” universities who brag about them. The college education is ideology not skills. Columbia, USC, Missouri and all the rest give diplomas to people like these.

The NYT should release the names of every editor who read this and did not correct it. They have multiple layers of editors, especially for the print publication. That’s what the NYT would demand when the government makes a bad mistake. They should live up to the same standard.

@petite_michelle The NY Times has been a national embarrassment for at least ten years. It’s almost certain that the staff that reviewed and approved that story has at least $80K a piece in student loans. Schools either bitter partisans picking the pockets of their protégés.

It's freudian typo - they actually think NATO is all about the US

@Kasparov63 Because Putin wants it. Trump still hangs on to the idea that once Ukraine is settled Putin will make Trump very very wealthy.

Again. And again, the question is why. Because corrupt autocrats stick together? The fake "conservative values" propaganda? Or simply because Putin desperately needs to keep Orbán to sabotage the EU and the Trump admin seems to do whatever Putin wants?

@StephanAJensen Given Putin’s approach it is likely he will sacrifice the hundreds of thousands of soldiers that need to be destroyed to reclaim all of Ukrainian territory. Unless a few Russians kill one top Russian leader to save their countrymen.

russia is heading towards a total military collapse. It cannot keep up with this level of innovation, production, and bottom-up ingenuity. Not for another 12-24 months. The choice for russia is clear: abandon your senseless, evil invasion - or keep getting killed until you do.

@joni_askola @JohnCleese Go after food too.

There is a simple way to end this war sooner: Fund Ukraine’s domestic production. They already know how to build strike drones and cruise missiles. Let them scale up to systematically dismantle Russian oil refineries and defense factories. It keeps us safe, too

@joni_askola They will need enough munitions to destroy the enemy troops in Crimea and throughout Ukraine. Until Putin is finished he won’t let them come home.

Ending the war in Ukraine is not actually complicated. You just need to pressure your government to properly fund Ukrainian long-range drones and missiles. Once they have the tools to completely dismantle the Russian economy, the invasion will end

@ruthbenghiat Then he expects Putin will enrich the Trump family. I’m here for the betrayal by Putin.

Trump is in office to solve Putin's problems so this all makes sense.

@FrankTracy That’s hilarious

“I keep seeing Jimmy Stewart.”

@adgirlMM Hegseth Gabbard RFK Jr

Here's a list of who needs to go next. 1. Pete Hegseth 2. Kash Patel 3. Tulsi Gabbard 4. Howard Lutnick 5. Doug Burgum (the environment killer and public lands THIEF 🌎) Who else?