Patrick Tolbert

Hi @tsa. Flying with two kids today. One of my kids has precheck with me but not the other. Can you help?

.@NFL are you aware I can’t watch the @dallascowboys because of a pissing match between @NXSTMediaGroup and @ATT ??

This is everything that’s wrong with local media: shareholders. Nexstar wants to boost earnings amid declining audience numbers and forces cable companies to pay more. For years they’ve been “not as bad as Sinclair” but now that NFL season is here… not a chance.

@NXSTMediaGroup you at everything that’s wrong with local media. You and your shareholder greed means I can’t watch the @dallascowboys with my family. @ATT when will my refund be credited to my account? @tedcruz if I pay for local channels, shouldn’t it be able to watch them?

cc: @SteveKornacki

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@ClaireMcInerny I had this same problem. I took my family out to dinner together. Watched west wing and then we played monopoly,

Mmmm it’s my first election not working in local news. What do people do on election night if you aren’t sitting in a newsroom refreshing the Secretary of States website until 2 am?

The school in St. Louis had metal detectors. Police said the doors were locked. There were armed guards inside the school. Two people are dead. Republicans will tell you the solution is somehow more guns. On Nov 8, you need to tell them they’re full of shit.

@PennyRiordan1 Oh my goodness. This is heartbreaking to read and I can only imagine how you guys must feel. I have no doubt he lived his best life with you all!

Yesterday, exactly two weeks before our wedding, we made the most difficult decision to put our dog Jet down. His fungal infection had spread from his lungs to his paws. They hurt so bad he could barely walk, despite being on 2 anti-fungal medications and 2 pain medications 😭

Everybody talking about Astros/Yankees strike out deficit didn’t see #TinyTolbert’s TNT vs Thunderkatz matchup this weekend.

@robscotttime They probably didn’t go to the county level but created their own geographic breakdown based on typical voter turnout and past election results. 500 is a small sample, but are a sample of likely voters. Actual voters will be way less than 7.5mil

@NFLonFOX what the heck is the whistling noise in the cowboys game? It’s like the crowd nats mic is picking up a fan with l33t whistling skills. Can we get that shut off? Sounds like a dog watching a squirrel through the window.

Important #TinyTolbert update. After pitching a full game she was tapped to close out a second. She struck out the side. Please enjoy the adorable celebratory hop.

@bobbycblanchard Some excellent reads but The Book With No Pictures will make anyone of any age laugh until they cry.

rearranged some to get all the books in the photo :)

@bobbycblanchard Have you tried cooking broccoli and carrots at the same time as the rice? Total game changer Chez nous

Eric got me a rice cooker for my birthday last month and it has quickly become my favorite household appliance

the reason why we write SQL commands all in caps is bc it stands for screaming query language

I am generally against the idea of people filing humorous amicus briefs, but this one from The Onion is outstanding: supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/22/2…

@telkinsjr I love every bit of this! Congrats, you are living a magazine life.

@crobertdillon Big XII forever! Watching OU fall was amazing.

As a native Kansan I love seeing KU and KSU on top and the traitors that are moving on, who you?

@crobertdillon I’ll take all of them for $1000, please Alex

The evening news product from one of my old stations is unwatchable. Which one? 🎶 (jeopardy theme) 🎶