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@ash_dhd "won't let"? There's the problem right there.

Can never wrap my head round lads who won’t let their girlfriends go out or go on holiday. Like why wouldn’t you want your mrs to have fun n be happy little man

@Mr_Husky1 It's not that we've given up or don't care. It's realization that wearing makeup is a weird trap that we don't have to stay in. Would men do it? There you go.

Are there women who actually leave the house completely barefaced… no makeup at all… and feel fine? I can’t tell if that’s confidence or something else.

@amazing13_13 A family boarded my train in Virginia. Their kid was super excited. I asked where they were going. He said "New York" I said "me too - maybe I'll see you there". Two days later, saw them at a tiny bagel shop in Manhattan. I said to the kid "Told you I'd see you in Manhattan."

Why is this so real?

@RasmussenT56381 25ish years ago it was orange slices AFTER the game. Is that still a thing?

Snack culture for children has gotten completely out of hand. My daughter goes to a one-hour gymnastics class with a break in the middle, and everyone eats snacks during that break. Since when can't kids do sports for just one hour without needing snacks?

@ChucklingChrly This just happened except the cat was outside, scratched to come in, and when I opened the door she just sat there staring at me. She could see me the whole time through the glass door. Needed eye contact?

Omg! I'm not the only one with a cat that does this. You go out that back door for any moment of time this happens and it does not stop until you open the door. Then the craziest thing is she just looks at you. Does not come out does not walk away. Just keeps staring at you.

@30InSeattle @MissSassbox aka "salad" or if hair is long, "flow" also works.

@MissSassbox A good head of hockey hair is called “lettuce”.

digging deeper into the NHL lore more to get familiar and a bit lost as to what important things a new hockey fan needs to/should know. wanna know the "big" things but not sure what those are yet. open to receiving hockey gifts of knowledge.

@luxemiaa Not sure why I see your posts, but it appears you get on a flight every single day and every single day you have some kind of seat mixup. Weird huh?

Boarded my flight this morning and there’s a man in my seat. When I tell him that’s he’s in my seat, he gets up and moves for me to get to my seat. He turns to me and says “you had 3A?” And I replied “yes” Him: “well in case you book this again the aisle is 3A and that is 3B” Me: “It’s not but okay.” Him: “Yes it is.” 🧵

@NinaPanickssery "where the mother is required to work" Don't you mean "both parents are required to work"?

(I am discussing families where the mother is required to work oc)

@PolitiBunny CHILI!

I need a recipe for ground beef that isn’t burgers, tacos, spaghetti, or meatloaf. I feel like I’m making the same things over and over again … what’s for dinner this week? HALP.

@ThoughtCrimes80 Breckenridge is 9600 ft. Attended a conference there once and lots of folks became slightly ill from the altitude. Headaches, shortness of breath, slight nausea. Kinda like a mild flu.

Bro came from Florida, went to Breckenridge and got altitude sickness. I’ve lived at 6k ft most of my life, so I’m not every sure what altitude sickness feels like. Have you ever experienced it? What is it like?

@DudespostingWs My son and his pals claimed our big shed as a clubhouse one summer. Decorated it, hung out, had a few sleepovers. Club rules were posted on the door: NO HITTING. NO CRYING. NO MESSING UP THE CLUB.

@OLaverly @WeirdMedieval The TV series is "Cadfael". The book series is "The Cadfael Chronicles"

@WeirdMedieval Aight, that premise is neat. Imma add it to my list. Is there a proper name for the series?

Literally the only “cozy” light reading you will ever need is this series from the 70s about a 12th century Welsh herbalist monk with a colourful past solving murders in and around his abbey

@manuukenya Those are very small shoes to fill.

I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realise you've been roasted until 3 thoughts later

@MorganScorpion @MedievalScholar The Brother Cadfael books are wonderful - monks solving murders! The historical context is always in the mix, including interesting info about the various monastic orders and everyday life.

@MedievalScholar The Brother Caedfel novels by Ellis Peters are not only set in the time of the Crusades, but Brother Caedfel himself had been a crusader. Then there's Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott. Or Winning His Spurs by G A Henty. Surprisingly it's historically accurate. Says the internet.

Anyone have some historical fiction book recommendations during the times of the crusades?

@benonwine Hard milled French soap. The grocery store stuff gets gooey, melts fast, and dries out your skin. And don't get me started on "shower gel". So many bottles in the landfill!

What’s one product you bought that turned you into a total snob, and now you can never go back to the cheap stuff?

@Hawktime82 @benonwine Agree on Jif, but extra crunchy for me.

@benonwine Jif peanut butter. No generic spread for me. Must be the creamy version.

@TheFungi669 Again? He was stabbed in prison a few years ago too.

Just in: Former police officer, Derek Chauvin, was stabbed in prison while 25 other inmates just stood there and watched for over 8 minutes.

@ChrisKindaReads McCarthy's books are so memorable. And they will all make you cry.

okay i cried, still crying

@goodreads Agricola. Ag-ri-CO-la.

The funny thing about reading so much as a child is you slowly discover words you've been pronouncing wrong for years

What are you currently reading?