David/Dâi/Dave Morgan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@owenblacker “A perfect travel-sized homosexual.“ We are the future!

@fatdickalfie How does it feel compared to someone else doing it? 🤔

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@ShimazuSystems I still mourn HyperCard

Oh the loss and dismantling of multimedia documents that thrived in imagery & graphics, to be extracted for just their words. RIP to a real one

@WorldAroundEwe You're fit, that's the troof

Look at this

@fatdickalfie THE KING HAS RISEN 👑

Morning 😝😝

@maractusdad OnlyFans wheeeeen

Up waaaay top early for this night shift 😴

@ShimazuSystems TARDIS blue and MLP pink please

BTW guys I actually don't have reference drawings or images for the current build, everything you see is bespoke & from first principles. I designed this in my mind, that's the best way to explain it. No AI was used anywhere.

jugez pas la dégaine svp j’ai pas eu le temps ce matin #shorts youtube.com/shorts/xxMGz0l… via @YouTube

rt and get on the dms need someone to taste this

Home decor update

@ShimazuSystems damn.. for that you can get the D

Can we get an F The left button finally died after stress testing this thing for 13 days straight (max power draw. Everything amped up, occasional 'unstable power' tests with inconsistent overcharge. Heat buildup got the button due to there being 0 ventilation on the prototype

@fatdickalfie He's a lawyer, I wouldn't even believe the pulse

I love this app 😭😂

@itsstillkieran Aw cariad x

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@fatdickalfie Inadequacy is more of a turn off than a button mushroom any day that's for sure

@pugnaciously It’s because insecure men with tiny buttons penis’s want to be huge….but they don’t realise unless you are born naturally with a huge dong. You are no real man

why would anyone want to pump their meat. Tried it once and it’s beyond uncomfortable…and it makes your dick look VILE 😂

@fatdickalfie I'm more tempted than ever to become a hermit on an island in the Hebrides

@fatdickalfie KING 👑

slender white boy with a monster cock

@fatdickalfie Same for Dubai, I'd melt

people outside the uk. Stop messaging me. No im not coming to the US to meet you 😂

@fatdickalfie You gotta safeguard your business 💪🏻 you're still authentic

I will be creating a separate account tomrorow for my political views. I will stop posting them on here. I understand that most don’t like or care for that. I have listened. 😝 X