PUKA AI I!!!!

@bronzeagepapi @bubbleboi Wait this surprises you?? Trump max extractoooor

@bubbleboi x.com/WatcherGuru/st…

Investing sophistication levels: Level 1: You set up auto-deposits into VOO every paycheck. You are as sophisticated of an investor as every software engineer on Blind. … Level 9: You’ve spent six months reverse-engineering TSMC’s CoWoS-L supply chain and discovered that neodymium-iron-boron magnets used in the precision linear motors of ASML’s EUV wafer stages and the CoWoS bonder tooling have a single dominant refiner outside China: a mid-cap Malaysian processor quietly sourcing 70% of its feedstock from one aging mine in Lynas’s Mount Weld concentrate stream. Rather than buying the refiner’s stock like a peasant, you commission SRK Consulting to run a magnetotelluric survey on an adjacent tenement block in Western Australia you identified via public geoscience data from the WA Department of Mines. The survey confirms a monazite-bearing carbonatite intrusion 14km south with comparable Nd/Pr ratios and critically lower thorium content, meaning simpler radiological permitting. You option the mineral rights through a Jersey-domiciled SPV, bring in a sovereign partner (DOE’s Defense Production Act Title III office is writing checks for heavy rare earth ex-China supply), and structure the equity as a streaming deal where you sell forward 40% of future Nd-Pr production to a Japanese trading house (Sojitz or Sumitomo) for upfront capex in exchange for a 15-year offtake at a floor price. Simultaneously, you build a short position in the incumbent refiner via 6-month 20-delta put spreads financed by selling upside calls on Lynas (because you’re long the sector, short the specific name). The day your SPV issues its maiden JORC-compliant resource estimate and DOE co-investment press release, the incumbent’s multiple compresses from EV/EBITDA of 18x to 11x. Your puts print. Your equity stake marks up 6x on the Series A. You try to explain to your girlfriend what a “streaming royalty” is during the excitement. She pretends to understand. … Level 10: A Mossad agent by the name of Jeffrey Epstein contacts you on behalf of the Rothschilds and invites you to his private island to discuss a business deal.

@Zeneca No we also build an elastic br brain because we can be exposed to a lot of different topics just just like the internet's making us smarter AI will make us smarter and work different parts of the brain cuz we can learn about different topics quickly

Not only is AI getting smarter, but we’re getting dumber too 😭

@mikadontlouz Tenure in two years

USC just asked me to teach AI agents and blockchain here’s what the smartest students in the country wanted to know: “how does an AI agent actually handle money?” turns out most adults haven’t asked this yet either. the answer: banks require humans to open accounts AI agents can’t walk into a bank crypto doesn’t care who owns the wallet that’s the whole thesis universities are already treating AI fluency as a graduation standard not an elective. a requirement. i showed the room MoonPay agents zero fees. USDC → BTC → SOL. one terminal command every student had the same reaction. “wait. this already exists?” the students learning this today are the ones building tomorrow you’re either early or you’re catching up.

@mikadontlouz U can't do shit with twenty bucks in today's ai intelligence world this is not a Surprise

“How to cancel Claude” searches spiked overnight here’s what anthropic did quietly moved Claude Code from $20/month to $100/month Anthropic said “it’s just a 2% test.” but the whole pricing page changed Anthropic is making $14 billion a year IPO reportedly coming soon same day, OpenAI dropped ChatGPT Images 2.0 free. for everyone…

@CryptoManifest2 @mikadontlouz That agent making money 🤑

Claude lessons with @mikadontlouz 🔥

@mikadontlouz @0xBlockchainSC Hardest grinder on twitter.. luv luv respekt

Thank you USC ladies for having me today! pull up tmro 10am-12 for the AI crypto workshop free on campus bring your laptops, we cooking

@frankdegods Oh the McAfee days too they were good ones

you can judge the trenchers from an ivory tower but it’s moments like this that made crypto popular in the first place

@ameliom612 @shawmakesmagic This

@shawmakesmagic The hidden problem isn't vibe coding, it's interface-less coding. 1 agent can generate 5k lines. 8 agents can generate 8 conflicting abstractions. The win from subagents is scoped ownership + explicit handoffs. Otherwise you just parallelize entropy.

The quality of your vibecoded slop is horrible. I've seen it. Absolute dogshit. Fortunately, there is a fix. Use this prompt: I want to clean up my codebase and improve code quality. This is a complex task, so we'll need 8 subagents. Make a sub agent for each of the following: 1. Deduplicate and consolidate all code, and implement DRY where it reduces complexity 2. Find all type definitions and consolidate any that should be shared 3. Use tools like knip to find all unused code and remove, ensuring that it's actually not referenced anywhere 4. Untangle any circular dependencies, using tools like madge 5. Remove any weak types, for example 'unknown' and 'any' (and the equivalent in other languages), research what the types should be, research in the codebase and related packages to make sure that the replacements are strong types and there are no type issues 6. Remove all try catch and equivalent defensive programming if it doesn't serve a specific role of handling unknown or unsanitized input or otherwise has a reason to be there, with clear error handling and no error hiding or fallback patterns 7. Find any deprecated, legacy or fallback code, remove, and make sure all code paths are clean, concise and as singular as possible 8. Find any AI slop, stubs, larp, unnecessary comments and remove. Any comments that describe in-motion work, replacements of previous work with new work, or otherwise are not helpful should be either removed or replaced with helpful comments for a new user trying to understand the codebase-- but if you do edit, be concise I want each to do detailed research on their task, write a critical assessment of the current code and recommendations, and then implement all high confidence recommendations.

@shawmakesmagic Comments for a new user reading the codebase now that is the funniest thing I've heard in a few months

@shawmakesmagic Find ai slop... True ai slop prompt

@notthreadguy I thought he was just calling him the world president lol

i told my girl i agree to never cheat again

@Jackkk I got some more debt to consolidate that debt.. lol

Threadguy explains why Coachella is living proof that the average American literally can’t afford anything “60% of ticket sales from Coachella are using Karna buy now pay later. I don’t care what the inflation numbers say, nobody can afford anything” “If you need to take out a loan for your Coachella ticket, you cannot afford it. What happens when all consumer goods are being bought with money people don’t have? On a long enough time frame, people just don’t pay. This collapses at some point” "Who could’ve imagined that the company who gives money to people who can't afford anything was not gonna be a very profitable business model?"

@mikadontlouz Greedy

@mikadontlouz Taking standard crypto project money games to the next level can't blame them

the Trump family’s crypto project is imploding in real time here’s everything you need to know: -World Liberty Financial launched in 2024. Trump entities own 60% and take 75% of all revenue. the family made $1 billion before any of this happened. -this week they borrowed $75M using their own tokens as collateral. from a platform whose co-founder is their own CTO -that drained the lending pool to 93% capacity. regular investors who deposited money couldn’t get it out -then they said they repaid $25M. then immediately printed $25M in new money the same day without explaining why -Justin Sun — their biggest backer, put in $75M — went public saying they secretly built a hidden switch to freeze any investor’s wallet with no warning and no recourse -his own wallet was frozen. $80M locked. since september -he called it “a trap masquerading as a door.” -WLFI responded publicly: “see you in court.” -the token is down 82% from its all time high. $700M in market value wiped -a UAE royal family firm quietly bought 49% of the company for $500M just before trump’s inauguration. it wasn’t disclosed until the NYT found it -shortly after Justin Sun invested $30M in WLFI, the SEC dropped its investigation into him

@mikadontlouz This is what happens when institutions get involved they're even more graded

@rasmr_eth Trump pump and dumping oil is next level crypto like degeneracy

Trump caused the problem, and provides his successor credit for the solution

I do not think folks realize how big of a deal Google turbo quant announcement is...

@chooserich Google turboquant

It cannot be overstated how big this news is. Being able to run a frontier AI model on your own hardware means token costs are effectively free. AI will be as ubiquitous and cheap as the internet itself. This is a dagger in OpenAI and Anthropic.

@notthreadguy Vegan mode

it’s obvious when someone is taking peptides because they fucking tell you

@notthreadguy It does this as soon as he utters the statement

@notthreadguy I have a real time video stream processing any news any interviews that he does any live streams it will immediately do sentiment and ape or short

i used to be a trader now my full time job is analyzing trump tweets and i hate it