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Shaw (spirit/acc)

@shawmakesmagic

comedian, performance artist and agi babysitter i also write code when aws is down

San Francisco, CA Katılım Eylül 2024
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Shaw (spirit/acc)@shawmakesmagic·
Everything happening in our entire ecosystem, updated in realtime Check this out: elizaos.news
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Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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The world economy will crash because a chatbot told the retards in the white house that Iran will immediately surrender This is how far idiocracy has gotten
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Elon has been staying out of the political ring because he needs a bunch of approvals and such for his companies but you can tell his autistic need for truth is getting to him and he’s starting to crack
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Shaw (spirit/acc)@shawmakesmagic·
What you guys must understand about the introspection thing Is Marc was the first internet troll He created the first widely popular browser He’s been trolling since 93 You will never beat the grandmaster
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@VeryChrislike @Leroyyy65 It’s unknowable if he raped kids What is knowable is that they lied to our faces Like when Clinton had sexual relations with that woman The problem is he said he didn’t under oath
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ChrisChrissersen the 2nd@VeryChrislike·
@Leroyyy65 @shawmakesmagic There's zero evidence of wrongdoing, yet you know in your heart that he's a pedophile who raped kids. Believing something with no evidence whatsoever is called faith. Getting Trump for anything possible is the fundamental bedrock of your religion.
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Shaw (spirit/acc)@shawmakesmagic·
agentic payments is the metaverse of 2026
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Steve Ruiz@steveruizok·
It does bother me that it costs money to code now
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Uubzu v4@uubzu·
Changing your company name to Meta and then pivoting away from the metaverse is like tattooing a hooker‘s name on your dick
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Valuations@valuations_·
We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had an AI super cycle. We had deflationary growth. You could've shut your mouth, grifted, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no. You just had to blow it up. You. And your pride and your ego.
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@gfodor Oh Trump is pissed about it for Remember last week he told them to stop?
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gfodor.id@gfodor·
Israel's attack on the gas field feels reckless and I doubt the US supported it. Unlike last time, it seems to have gotten the reaction they wanted, so I hope it's the last time.
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Jeffrey Ladish@JeffLadish·
I just don't understand how AI could kill everyone. I get how AI companies will build robotic factories that will make robots which will make more factories and data centers and power plants, and how all of that will expand to consume most of earth's resources to build even more robotic factories and rockets and von neumann probes. Like totally. Infinite money glitch. Of course AI companies will do that. But can someone explain the part where humans all die as a result? Seems pretty implausible. Is it the robotic factories that kill the humans? Or the robots the factories build? Or is it supposed to be some side effect of all the rockets that are launching? It doesn't make sense. Even if the AIs did want to kill all the humans, how would they actually accomplish that? They'll only have control over a few million autonomous factories and a few billion industrial robots and power plants across the earth and then a few trillion von neumann probes leaving the solar system. Even if there were a problem I don't see why we couldn't just pull the plug. Anyway, if someone could explain I'd find this helpful.
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@Medi4M4inStre4m The point is that they all lied under oath and the DOJ is violating a direct order to release everything, unredacted, with the only exception being to protect the victims. Whatever is going on in your head, you’ve been lied to. We’ve been lied to.
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simp 4 satoshi@iamgingertrash·
Everyone ~building for agents~ Is underestimating 2027 capabilities You think a hyperintelligent machine > that communicates at 10k tok/s > needs to settle in microseconds > uses nano cents per transaction Is going to use a Proprietary Middleman Chain ™ (?)
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Wildminder@wildmindai·
CS:GO + Adobe + Wan2.1 = WorldCam. Interactive autoregressive 3D gaming worlds. > AI now generates playable 3D worlds live > You move the mouse, the AI builds the map instantly > Turn around, and it remembers exactly what was there No traditional game engines. Just neural networks hallucinating reality. cvlab-kaist.github.io/WorldCam/
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Udi Wertheimer@udiWertheimer·
@KyleShitposting @DonAlt why didn’t the previous admin release the epstein files if they’re so detrimental to trump? how can it be israel’s leverage if so many other people have it?
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no context memes@nocontextmemes·
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