Brendan Winter

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Brendan Winter

Brendan Winter

@pun_expected

English & English Language teacher. Every time you write a TEEL paragraph, a fairy dies. Living & working on unceded Wathaurong land. He/They.

Geelong, Victoria Katılım Eylül 2009
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Brendan Winter
Brendan Winter@pun_expected·
@ING_Aust App access is broken again less than twelve hours after access being restored for me. Time to look elsewhere for online banking services.
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ING Australia@ING_Aust·
UPDATE | Overseas customers are now able to access the app and online banking. If you still need assistance, please send us a DM. This is not the experience we want for customers and we acknowledge the need to do better. We’re extremely sorry again for this inconvenience.
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ING Australia@ING_Aust·
We are aware that some customers are currently experiencing issues accessing the ING app and website. Our teams are investigating this issue and we will provide further updates shortly. We are extremely sorry to any customers who have been impacted.
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Brendan Winter@pun_expected·
@SallyLars_27 The Mortal Engines series by Philip Reeve is fantastic — gripping, heartwrenching, very similar vibe to SP (albeit in very different setting)!
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srish 🏳️‍⚧️
srish 🏳️‍⚧️@srishtichatters·
we got ChatGPT to emoji-summarise The Raven, and I present, a whirlpool-snowflake-crystal ball simulacrum of the general darkness of the poem, the image-mediated spectacle of the Raven x
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Brendan Winter
Brendan Winter@pun_expected·
@srishtichatters a man's gotta be careful swinging an em dash around like that out in the open, minispunc is always watching‽
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Brendan Winter@pun_expected·
@srishtichatters two shots, centre mass. “punc-dealing scum.” minispunc enforcer disappears into the crowd as the stallholder falls, blood mixing with the rain.
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Brendan Winter@pun_expected·
@srishtichatters array of wares on the rickety table — elongated ellipses, interrobangs, smattering of diacritics. man in rain-slicked oilskin sidles up to the stallholder. creds are exchanged, the man reaches for an interrobang but pulls a pistol instead. he’s with the ministry of punctuation.
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Brendan Winter@pun_expected·
@LRxword Wow, I figured I'd take a shot at this one with GPT-4 and got some... unusual (read: utterly demented) suggestions:
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LR@LRxword·
Genuinely trying to use ChatGPT to help with a crossword theme and look at this rubbish 😅 Which is your favourite?
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srish 🏳️‍⚧️
srish 🏳️‍⚧️@srishtichatters·
can't get over the fact that I was in a house party in geelong this weekend in a black linen pantsuit and as an ice-breaker question someone asked me "so how is brunswick"
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