Brendan Winter

@ING_Aust App access is broken again less than twelve hours after access being restored for me. Time to look elsewhere for online banking services.

UPDATE | Overseas customers are now able to access the app and online banking. If you still need assistance, please send us a DM. This is not the experience we want for customers and we acknowledge the need to do better. We’re extremely sorry again for this inconvenience.

We are aware that some customers are currently experiencing issues accessing the ING app and website. Our teams are investigating this issue and we will provide further updates shortly. We are extremely sorry to any customers who have been impacted.

@DrLauraSKh I'd love one!

Anyone need an invite?

@CriticalSkills1 @edutopia @T_F_Berger Absolutely love this – got me thinking about small-group collaborative Cornell pages for chapters of a text... fantastic stuff @CriticalSkills1!

Some pieces write themselves. This? Not one of those. I'm still sort of proud of it & incredibly grateful for the fabulous folks @edutopia (especially the amazing @T_F_Berger who has the patience of a saint). edutopia.org/article/collab…

@SallyLars_27 The Mortal Engines series by Philip Reeve is fantastic — gripping, heartwrenching, very similar vibe to SP (albeit in very different setting)!

@srishtichatters but with all that CGI how will you ✨feel the danger✨ of Will Ferrell's hairdo

so excited to watch barbie, where the director is not a dudebro and did not put her workers through an actual explosion's blast radius

@srishtichatters @balmunlimited HEY-

@balmunlimited Minecraft x

@srishtichatters generative poe-trained transformer 👻

we got ChatGPT to emoji-summarise The Raven, and I present, a whirlpool-snowflake-crystal ball simulacrum of the general darkness of the poem, the image-mediated spectacle of the Raven x

@srishtichatters a man's gotta be careful swinging an em dash around like that out in the open, minispunc is always watching‽

@pun_expected bitch—

@srishtichatters two shots, centre mass. “punc-dealing scum.” minispunc enforcer disappears into the crowd as the stallholder falls, blood mixing with the rain.

@srishtichatters array of wares on the rickety table — elongated ellipses, interrobangs, smattering of diacritics. man in rain-slicked oilskin sidles up to the stallholder. creds are exchanged, the man reaches for an interrobang but pulls a pistol instead. he’s with the ministry of punctuation.

@LRxword Wow, I figured I'd take a shot at this one with GPT-4 and got some... unusual (read: utterly demented) suggestions:

Genuinely trying to use ChatGPT to help with a crossword theme and look at this rubbish 😅 Which is your favourite?

Finally reading @NovicSara's True Biz and greatly enjoying how it innovates with form to show ASL within the constraints of a print page mostly in English

@srishtichatters well? don't leave us hanging

can't get over the fact that I was in a house party in geelong this weekend in a black linen pantsuit and as an ice-breaker question someone asked me "so how is brunswick"

@pun_expected shut up no :3

@srishtichatters @mr__whocares absolutely unbayleafable

@mr__whocares only thyme will tell (so sorry)