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You need to be shot

Really excited to get fat as fuck again cuz I can’t exercise for the next 3 months

I rode up nine extra floors just to keep talking to her

I now have a very yonic-looking hole cut into my head. Just goes to show how much I love and respect women

I could have got pussy tonight at the baseball but I didn’t feel like it

Baby you’re beautiful. I just need to call my neurosurgeon real quick to make sure I’m cleared to fuck. God dammit he’s not answering. Fuck wait let me text him. Please

@hg0ff May I take you out for sizzling fajitas and a crumbl cookie

@punishedworm you are quite deliciously shmexy mlady. May I meet you?

@blueberybiscuit U r the biggest hater I know

@punishedworm careful boy, your huge loving heart is showing

@blueberybiscuit Shut up

You’re a fucking idiot man. I just disarmed your wife of her service weapon

@blueberybiscuit @hg0ff Ok well I have the biggest heart. But u guys can be next

@hg0ff if nobody else got me, ik henry got me #biggesthearts

google! how do i make myself less misunderstood?

My brother that joke I told that had you busting? That was a 4th order thought. That was just a reflex. You haven’t seen anything yet

@slackerslut She’s gonna text back I know it

@punishedworm Almost just sent this to you because I was like wow what a crazy coincidence that someone else is going thru the same shit LMAO

Me in a cervical collar with a tube of plastic hanging out of my forehead dripping pus my jaw and right half of my scalp swollen 3 times too big and dried blood caking my 4 days unwashed hair, fucked up off oxy and gabapentin asking out my nurse

@hg0ff I got 70 in me

so apparently moms do not like it when they ask how your friend in the hospital is doing and you sigh and say “he’s not gonna make it. doctors gave him 50, 60 years tops”

@hg0ff Im gonna teach you how to use that penis white boy.

@punishedworm check your privilege. some of have that problem with no accident needed

JOI video for guy jacking off for first time after almost dying and he’s not sure if his dick still works and he’s scared about it

@hg0ff Yea I feel like don Draper did this like 4 times and no one gave a fuck

@punishedworm you can thank the legacy media for that.

Apparently it’s not normal to blow a .2 and kill yourself on your bicycle

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