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Bushmiller doing a “sluggo battles wits with a brainy boy” strip

Braves P Didier Fuentes says that his pizza patch on his glove is there because he likes pizza

@graceyldn SBNOM

What’s the equivalent of “I have a boyfriend” to those charity muggers that hang around train stations or town centres?

spun a wheel in my head for a gender-affirming term of endearment without looking where it landed and ended up asking my friend “can i play with your hair, slut?”

@punishedworm you are quite deliciously shmexy mlady. May I meet you?

@blueberybiscuit it’s all love…

google! how do i make myself less misunderstood?

so apparently moms do not like it when they ask how your friend in the hospital is doing and you sigh and say “he’s not gonna make it. doctors gave him 50, 60 years tops”

@punishedworm check your privilege. some of have that problem with no accident needed

JOI video for guy jacking off for first time after almost dying and he’s not sure if his dick still works and he’s scared about it

@punishedworm you can thank the legacy media for that.

Apparently it’s not normal to blow a .2 and kill yourself on your bicycle

that will in fact play

i would never have a kid i’m way too busy. there’s baseball on every day and if i don’t watch every pitch they can’t win

been listening to this song 10 times a day and staring at trees and life has been pretty good

Year of the Rat meets Year of the Horse

fuuuck my head hurts so bad. i didn’t drink enough beer last night

my buddy cracked his spine so im building him a mech that has flamethrowers for arms but also an LED sign on the back reading “I AM GAY”

@blueberybiscuit i think one’s okay. You never know what tomorrow holds

not smoking cigs on a friday night….

Shout out to all the real piss sippers out there

Hasan Piker is an authoritarian. So is Netanyahu. If liberal Zionists want to survive, they must fight both. theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/04/…

old people in the checkout line at Publix have trouble with things like the concept of paying for goods and the various forms that payment can take