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@hg0ff

depressed Braves fan. BLM ACAB 🇵🇸

Chapel Hill ‘22 Katılım Eylül 2018
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Barrett Sallee 🇺🇸
Barrett Sallee 🇺🇸@BarrettSallee·
Braves P Didier Fuentes says that his pizza patch on his glove is there because he likes pizza
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Grace@graceyldn·
What’s the equivalent of “I have a boyfriend” to those charity muggers that hang around train stations or town centres?
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H G@hg0ff·
spun a wheel in my head for a gender-affirming term of endearment without looking where it landed and ended up asking my friend “can i play with your hair, slut?”
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H G@hg0ff·
@punishedworm you are quite deliciously shmexy mlady. May I meet you?
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ca$hley@blueberybiscuit·
google! how do i make myself less misunderstood?
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H G@hg0ff·
so apparently moms do not like it when they ask how your friend in the hospital is doing and you sigh and say “he’s not gonna make it. doctors gave him 50, 60 years tops”
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H G@hg0ff·
@punishedworm check your privilege. some of have that problem with no accident needed
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Legendary gamer
Legendary gamer@punishedworm·
JOI video for guy jacking off for first time after almost dying and he’s not sure if his dick still works and he’s scared about it
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H G@hg0ff·
@punishedworm you can thank the legacy media for that.
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Legendary gamer
Legendary gamer@punishedworm·
Apparently it’s not normal to blow a .2 and kill yourself on your bicycle
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H G@hg0ff·
that will in fact play
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henry the vacuum
henry the vacuum@henry_sux·
i would never have a kid i’m way too busy. there’s baseball on every day and if i don’t watch every pitch they can’t win
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H G@hg0ff·
been listening to this song 10 times a day and staring at trees and life has been pretty good
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Legendary gamer
Legendary gamer@punishedworm·
Year of the Rat meets Year of the Horse
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H G@hg0ff·
fuuuck my head hurts so bad. i didn’t drink enough beer last night
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H G@hg0ff·
my buddy cracked his spine so im building him a mech that has flamethrowers for arms but also an LED sign on the back reading “I AM GAY”
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H G@hg0ff·
@blueberybiscuit i think one’s okay. You never know what tomorrow holds
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ca$hley@blueberybiscuit·
not smoking cigs on a friday night….
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Legendary gamer@punishedworm·
Shout out to all the real piss sippers out there
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old people in the checkout line at Publix have trouble with things like the concept of paying for goods and the various forms that payment can take
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