Nerf Herder

The only problem with the new Fox McCloud is that he isn’t hot enough

Just got home from the airport. What a fun cruise! Too bad got work tomorrow 😒

This hentaivirus got me acting up

I believe in Joe Hendry

@gnarlywolf_ Be careful girl. Any bigger and Kristi Noem’s husband will be alerted

i got resized for a bra and i’ve gone up two cup sizes i audibly cried in the store in front of everyone

@gnarlywolf_ Spicy chimken sammich, Large fry, and Large Sweet Tea. And if they have cookie, I will take da cookie 🍪

going to chick fil a whatchall want

I got my very own Magic the Gathering black deck. Does that turn you on?

I can’t put my balls up to my WiFi router?

Why don’t they call it Extra Salty Bag instead of Lactating Ringers?

Are Slim Jim’s just grape jelly beef?

“Give them crack and take their culture” - Ronald Reagan

Ladies, it’s midnight. Do you know where your husband is?

70% of restaurants are becoming bots. Call it the Dead Restaurant Theory

@gnarlywolf_ What about gay men who are loud and evil?

when women are shy and sweet to me i draw a big heart in their steamed drinks :D

@HaareBlond @WickedWizard15

@punk_cuck @WickedWizard15 a master baiter

DSP get a lot of hate for good reason, but he delivers every single clip

@jonathanmb32 I remember Thursday nights at 9:00pm-11:00pm being the “opening night” for movies 10+ years ago. With it being this available, I too am not sure why they don’t promote Thursday being the release window

I'm sorry but after a certain point, Thursday "previews" just need to be the actual opening day - definitely if the showtimes are starting right at lunchtime.

Ubisoft I don’t give a fuck about Black Flag. It’s the worst game in the series. Can you please just put the brakes on the Assassin’s Creed series and focus on releasing Beyond Good and Evil 2 in my lifetime? Thanks

@gnarlywolf_ Girl wtf

i tried the dirty soda bullshit with my energy drink. DO NOT!!!! MIX NOTHIN IN THEM DRINKS!!!!