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magpie

@punkvenus

tired of working on myself so I will now be unapologetically insane. tweets are my own.

Katılım Temmuz 2014

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Johan@Adityapandeydev·5d

"nobody coming to save you also implies no one is coming to stop you"

alexei@alexeixbt

nobody coming to save you also implies no one is coming to stop you

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lapsed catholic, squirter, and a Whole Lotta Woman@fionaapplescock·3 Nis

This is what Jesus woulda done btw not that evangelical going to hell bullshit

Catholic Sat@CatholicSat

Luis José Cardinal Rueda Aparicio, Archbishop of Bogatá, Colombia, washed the feet of transgender sex-workers on Holy Thursday.

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saguaro ghost@saguaro_ghost·2 Nis

every thriller book is called “the other woman never lied.” every feminist book is called “doggystyle: outbursts.” every lit-fic book is called “the 14 delightful fortnights of dorothy dopple.” and every romantasy book is called “flood of bones” or “a court of scars and blades.”

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girly&wordly@Brieyonce·1 Nis

I can’t believe one girl was so passionate about a singular discontinued crayon color that she single handedly brought it back 😭

The Philippine Star@PhilippineStar

CRAYOLA’S DANDELION IS BACK! 💛🖍️ Crayola formally reintroduced the Dandelion color on Wednesday as part of its celebration of National Crayon Day. "Today we're celebrating the very special return of Dandelion to the Crayola family—found in the 64ct and 24ct crayon boxes!" the caption read. The shade was discontinued in 2017 as part of a product update. Joining the celebration was influencer LaKenzie Leigh-Andrea Powell, who became famous for her social media content dedicated to collecting the warm, dusty yellow crayon. (Facebook/Crayola)

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Janel Comeau 🍁@VeryBadLlama·2 Nis

"stock up on your prescription medications" ma'am I am on a controlled substance, if I so much as smile too much while I'm picking up a refill they make me swear a blood oath that I'm not selling my meds behind the nearest 7/11

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Skely@123skely·30 Mar

I love dating astrology-girls. Makes me feel like some barbarian king. I wake up and I’m like WHAT DO THE STARS SAY!?! Shall I be victorious today? Tell me of the omens.

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Empress 🖤@drrdemon·31 Mar

While I was getting tattooed over the weekend, there was a No Kings protest going by the shop and a Ukrainian artist just sighs and says, “your people need to learn about fire”

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Georgia Coley@artwithinpod·31 Mar

there is literally no funnier way i could've imagined this. like that's it. that's the funniest possible version of how the olaf animatronic would power off

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

The Olaf animatronic at Disney Adventure World has had its first public malfunction. (Source: magictourclub/TikTok)

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Gary Magdalene@InsightTweeting·29 Mar

Makes you wonder why the French used guillotines when they just coulda done this instead.

Brendan Gutenschwager@BGOnTheScene

“No Kings” protesters assembled to form a message reading “TRUMP MUST GO NOW!” at Ocean Beach in San Francisco, California today

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·29 Mar

how the economy feels right now

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ирис@saltwatermp3·28 Mar

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

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`@Evadivalore·24 Mar

Her house burned down, the man she loved for over a decade cheated on her, she lost her voice, and her own father walked away when she needed him most. And through it all, she kept going, holding herself together. My heart aches for her. This song was meant for her

Miley Official@MileyCyrusBz

HANNAH MONTANA SINGING THE CLIMB. I AM SOBBING 🥺

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