Meggnog

Israel sympathisers can also GET ANSOLUTELY WRECKED

I mean, fuck X but also Free Palestine for anyone who reads this 🫡

@TheKiffness Honestly, you make me feel physically sick to my stomach.

@EastPointMadeMe @bigheadneil @_dawnmontgomery @Applebees How does the bank know what the authorised and settled amounts are before the card is used? In South Africa at least, you just pay the final amount which incl tip. Don’t think my bank is aware of the 2 amounts on a bill when I’m swiping for 1 total 🤔

@bigheadneil @_dawnmontgomery @Applebees It's not about the money being there, it's about the authorized amount vs settled amount being significantly different.

Hey @Applebees, we ate here in Laurel, MS. Before we, a party of 10, sat down we were told our waitress was new & afraid to wait big tables. We were patient w/Melissa & she did a great job. When the check came out I tipped this. Why the manager made me leave my number because..

happy friday

@CityofCT Hi, what is the status of the water tankers today? Is there still water to be collected? My bath is now empty 🥲

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Yeh BET HE CAN ‘EAR MEH!

@thenicksow @Bumfluffski Yes, the ANC handed out KFC. But the image that The K***ness EDITED to include it was unacceptable and unnecessary. The point here is about the image, not the actual event.

@Bumfluffski It’s weird how when white people make reference to black people and fried chicken it’s so awful, dehumanising and racist but when the ANC hand out said fried chicken making people fight for it it’s perfectly fine and doesn’t make the stereotype worse.

Fuck everything about this. We're in 2024 and people still behave this way? Voetsek man

@Bumfluffski Redecor & Angry Birds

Helping a homie with an important study. Please get involved 😘 What mobile games are you currently hooked on? (Choose all that apply) Bonus Question! If you could create the ultimate mobile game, what would it be and what features would it have?

Boo👻

Do Americans actually add cream (as in fresh/heavy cream, not creamer) to their coffee? Because that shit is as insane to me as milk in coffee 🫠

@deanobaneeno Happy birthday Deano Baneeno!

Birthday vibes at work today 🥳

@2frost2furious ☝️which I thought was normal but there are a lot of 🖕 going around. I reserve that finger for flipping people off

If or when you use the touchpad on your laptop, which finger do you use? Just wanna see something

🥲 (accurate)

@2frost2furious Pink Cookie just sounds so incredibly wrong but here we are

Black Bolognese

@SydneyVonVino Booked my appointment yesterday 😭 chokehold

The coloured urge to bleach your hair for festive

Onana, what’s his name? Onana, what’s his name

@Snoble19 We love to see it

@purplesunnies Colonising the coloniser!

Proteas AND Springboks took on England today and WON???