Purple Velvet

720 posts

Purple Velvet banner
Purple Velvet

Purple Velvet

@purplexvelvet

A purple dream

Somewhere Katılım Ağustos 2009
187 Takip Edilen95 Takipçiler
Purple Velvet
Purple Velvet@purplexvelvet·
Officially at an age when I shop for a mattress for lower back pain 😭
English
0
0
1
85
Purple Velvet retweetledi
k
k@ysljennii·
k tweet media
ZXX
70
12.3K
48.6K
1.1M
Purple Velvet
Purple Velvet@purplexvelvet·
Asking someone "So, when will you get another pet" right after learning that they lost a pet is like asking someone "So, when are you getting married again" on the day they get their divorce. It's just insensitive and stupid. Don't do it people!
English
0
0
1
80
Sumit
Sumit@beingsumit01·
Ranveer Singh is more comfortable in a random wedding than i am in my own house. 🙌
English
228
884
17.2K
1.1M
Purple Velvet
Purple Velvet@purplexvelvet·
@LuxePosh My parents actually turn the switch off the TV off every night because they think that one small red LED is gonna increase the electricity bill drastically
English
0
0
1
25
Purple Velvet retweetledi
Priyanka Lakhara
Priyanka Lakhara@codewithpri·
IT’S WILD THAT THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO SAVE SOMETHING AS A PDF IS TO LIE TO YOUR COMPUTER THAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO PRINT IT 😭😭😭
English
709
16.2K
274.1K
5.8M
Purple Velvet
Purple Velvet@purplexvelvet·
Do you think flights should have a child free zone?
English
0
0
0
70
Purple Velvet
Purple Velvet@purplexvelvet·
I made orange cranberry shortbread stars, rose pistachio cardamom shortbread cookies and raspberry jam sandwiches for a cookie swap at work 🎄
Purple Velvet tweet mediaPurple Velvet tweet media
English
0
0
3
238
Purple Velvet
Purple Velvet@purplexvelvet·
Now Uber also has wrapped! 😶
English
0
0
0
137
Purple Velvet
Purple Velvet@purplexvelvet·
Got called a senior citizen at work 😭
English
0
0
0
220
Purple Velvet
Purple Velvet@purplexvelvet·
@Walgreens Omg big brother Walgreens edition. Nah not gonna rat them out. Here for just schits and giggles
English
0
0
0
27
Walgreens
Walgreens@Walgreens·
@purplexvelvet I noticed your post. Feel free to DM more details of your experience, including the Walgreens location. I will be glad to share your concerns with our leadership team for review. ^CH
English
1
0
0
33
Purple Velvet
Purple Velvet@purplexvelvet·
Somehow my local Walgreens has the most incompetent staff in the history of incompetent staff
English
3
0
1
237
Purple Velvet
Purple Velvet@purplexvelvet·
Cats are so stupid, they don't even understand the day light time savings
English
1
0
1
315
Purple Velvet
Purple Velvet@purplexvelvet·
The girl at the cash register asks me my date of birth. Then goes on to perform mental math and keeps messing. I stand there for 2+ mins and she's just counting on fingers. Then she gets frustrated. And asks- are you above 21?
English
0
0
0
217
Purple Velvet
Purple Velvet@purplexvelvet·
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever tried crying along with the entire theater in Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale? 😭
English
0
0
0
329
Purple Velvet
Purple Velvet@purplexvelvet·
Also, today is the last day of my 37th year. This year I'm just feeling so peaceful, almost to the level of being considered indifferent about my birthday. No desire to make any celebratory plans, just enjoy the day, the weather and my little domestic life. I'm ready, 38!
English
0
0
4
310
Purple Velvet
Purple Velvet@purplexvelvet·
I'm so proud of myself that Burning man already happened and not once I posted/tweeted about how much I miss it.
English
0
0
2
282