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I’m sorry, KitKat

GO GET YOUR OWN OIL!

@WSJ In case you didnt know, KitKat has accepted my apology. We're moving on. x.com/pweaseman/stat…

Over the weekend, Nestlé confirmed that thieves had swiped 413,793 units of KitKats. What the company lost in chocolate, though, it gained back in a public-relations coup—as did multiple other companies quick to hop on the meme bandwagon. 🔗 on.wsj.com/3PW0w4J

@JDVance The chapter about meeting Pope Francis is a nail-biter. x.com/pweaseman/stat…

I’ve been writing this book for a long time, and I’m honored to finally be able to share the full story with you all. Communion is about my personal journey and how I found my way back to faith. It will be available in June, but you can pre-order today: a.co/d/0cTpceI7

Meeting Pope Francis changed my life, and his.

@KimDotcom They could use you as a gigantic hot air blimp

My advice to the EU, make peace with Putin, let Russia remove Zelenskyy and save the €90 billion. You don’t have that kind of liquidity anyway.

@babybeginner Don't forget the one that actually solved the "crime" x.com/pweaseman/stat…

The KitKat reply thread part 2! In case you missed it, 12 tons of KitKats have been stolen and social media managers have been brilliant in reply!!! I am NEVER leaving this app! Scroll through to the end of this thread to see who I think did it! It wasn’t Pizza Hut! 1/

@KettlebellDan When someone’s resorting to LinkedIn for an X issue, they're likely out of options. Sent you a DM here. Would appreciate a quick look if you have a minute.

why does it feel odd when people DM me on LinkedIn asking me for help with their X account

@allegrajacchia Hi Allegra, dropped you a message. If you could check, I'd appreciate it.

Speaking at Harvard Business School is the new Forbes 30 Under 30. Iykyk.

@KITKAT A confession must be made x.com/PweaseToken/st…

Regarding recent press coverage

Made $300 at the 'No kings' protest. Thanks Craigslist! 🤑

You see, the algorithm wants you to see Japanese women

@foxtrot_sigma Obama's barber 😭

@PweaseToken Who cut your hair? 😂

And I shall give you a crown no kings have worn

@elonmusk SpaceX has good customer service. Tesla has great customer service, or at least it used to. X is your first company whose motto is "F*** the customer. We can charge them $400 a year, and we don't owe them anything — not even a support desk staffed by humans."

Given that I have built two companies in widely different fields to trillion dollar plus valuations simultaneously, I am might be getting a few things right once in a while

@deadalnix Can't believe you randomly showed up in my feed, ripping on Nikita of all things. 🤣 Small world. We know each other from early Bitcoin days. 🙂

Nikita decided that he'd demonstrate he doesn't understand what he is doing on a daily basis. It is relatively easy to get this metric trend higher by completely enslopifying the platform, which he's indeed very successful at doing. The problem with that strategy, is that it works by spending the platform's reputation, a metric that does not appear on any dashboard. When you run out of reputation, the curve collapses as everybody moves on on another platform, and there are virtually no ways to recover from this. The metric to track is whether people find more of what they came on the plateform to find, not whether you are able to waste as much of their time as you can.

@KnoxieLuv How are they winning if the guy laughing in the video is literally dead?

Iran is definitely winning the trolling war.

@elonmusk True of many people on X

Mostly true

@WhiteHouse Improved version with JD Vance x.com/PweaseToken/st…

MAKE AMERICAN FARMING GREAT AGAIN 🇺🇸

The Animal Crossing video you deserve