qartwheel
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How do you have two parents with 99 percentile top tier physical genetics and come out looking like Debbie Downer
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s daughter Vivienne has joined her siblings in dropping Pitt from her last name. The 18-year-old has filed to change her name to Vivienne Marcheline Jolie.
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@BradleyBrick The bowl isn't the point. The machine doing the repetitive work is.
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@ReviewsPossum You can just ignore the misdirection. They still say what they really mean you just have to try to guess what that is because they won't say it directly. Consequences of having a sexual revolution. We should go back.
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Women pretend they have a magical sixth sense that detects bad men so they can just make up headcanons about real people to justify their shallowness because that sounds better than saying they won't date a guy who's short or balding. Meanwhile, they can't predict that a guy with prison tattoos might hit them.
Mamello🧚🏽♀️@MelloFelicia1
men really underestimate how quickly women can connect the dots
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Immigration officer: “Purpose of your visit to Japan?”
Me: “Tourism.”
The truth: attending the annual shareholder meeting of a 40-employee industrial fastener company in Gifu Prefecture that trades below net cash, where I will be the only foreigner, the only shareholder under 60, and the only person who has read all 30 years of their filings.
Officer: “Enjoy Osaka.”
I will not be going to Osaka.
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An economist and a futurist walk into a bar.
The economist takes a sip of his drink. "Ugh, if only people understood basic economics. High-skilled immigration alone would do wonders for US growth."
Futurist: "Oh yeah? Say 100 million immigrants moved to the US, each matching the best human experts in every economically relevant field. Big deal?"
Economist: "Massive. Transformative."
Futurist: "What if they also worked longer hours and faster than any American?"
Economist: "Even better."
Futurist: "What if they were extremely frugal — consuming only the bare minimum needed to keep working?"
Economist: "A near-100% savings rate? Better still!"
Futurist: "What if they were very clumsy and physically weak, so they could only do some kinds of work?"
Economist: "They could still do all cognitive labor — that's over half all wages! Somewhat less good, sure. Still transformative."
Futurist: "What if their skin was grey, almost metallic, from some kind of accident?"
Economist: "Who cares?!"
Futurist: "What if they were AIs?"
Economist: "3% growth per year, tops. There'd be bottlenecks. Honestly, the people predicting explosive growth from AI should learn some economics."
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@RespectfulMemes As long as he's not actually looking at your there's a chance it'll be ok
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I guess we deserve it
taoki@justalexoki
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