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@Iancampbell1967 @AldiUK Ian, just want to say, you’re doing great!

So I did go into @AldiUK . My anxiety was quite high but I was able to get some Korean style belly pork, some Mediterranean vegetables, some yoghurts and some fruit. I’m overweight so trying not to eat bad stuff. Belly pork isn’t great but that was a treat.

@goddammitbrain @IpswichTown It’s a town full of truck driving sex pests….. not surprised

@IpswichTown This statement , and you, suck fucking balls oh my god you spineless ghouls

Following Monday’s visit by the Reform party and its leader, Nigel Farage, the club would like to issue the following statement: Ipswich Town Football Club has, over several years, hosted representatives from a range of political parties. The club remains apolitical and does not support or endorse any individual or party. The club will continue to engage with representatives from across the political spectrum as part of its role within the community. Ipswich Town is proud to be an inclusive, diverse, and welcoming organisation that supports all members of the local and wider community. This commitment remains unchanged.

@RobbieCoo76 Yes!!!

Fellow Dubliners please tell me you also called them “Coolpops” 🤷🏼

@goddammitbrain I know, his poor daughter, first the Chappell roan this and now this. Although if she gets free tickets to a gig now the forehead could mean she gets in the wheelchair section…..

@quack100 Bloody hell. 7 of that hairline

Cctv of him escaping

@goddammitbrain Conclusive proof he’s not mad on johnnies…. Also ewww

@quack100 Aaaahhahaha

@goddammitbrain Patient 0

Its a fair shout. Rocking the 2009 frat boy HPV superspreader cut in his 30s is wild behaviour.

@goddammitbrain 🤣🤣🤣 that’s what he shouts out when he cums (so I’ve heard).

@quack100 Stay focused on Jude!!

@goddammitbrain @RobboSpence Not now, get off me!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@quack100 @RobboSpence When im finished all my other jobs Jude

Here have we ruled out Jorginhos 11yo girl is a massive cunt?

@goddammitbrain @RobboSpence Incidentally also what I would say if I got propositioned by Jude law right about now

@goddammitbrain @RobboSpence Well if I get through all my other jobs this afternoon I’m on it!

@goddammitbrain @RobboSpence Does Jude law just hate condoms? Genuinely curious

@RobboSpence 😂😂😂😂

@notesfromspain Yeah if you’re saying he’s the problem then maybe you’re the problem…..

He literally points the camera at some of the most punchable people on the planet and lets them do the talking but, ok, he's the irritating one?

@Beverle22804497 @zubirahmed @timothy_stanley @LoisMcLatch If one? If one what?

@zubirahmed @timothy_stanley @LoisMcLatch Are you seriously telling me if one told their husband they wanted an abortion this would be allowed?

How to blow a Labour MP’s mind: hold a massive Iftar outside an abortion clinic.

@spochadoir No spoilers, still haven’t seen that movie

Found a pure white hair in my beard this morning and spent a good ten seconds staring at myself in deep misery in the mirror at the sudden realisation that as every day passes I’m looking more and more like I’d bate an American to death in a river over the sale of a field

@prairiefireX @themalaru Please fuck off. You’re a complete melt

@themalaru You government already wants to forcibly import everyone from inside the circle so there’s really no need to include Ireland in the range.

it is comforting in its own horrifying way to live on "nothing ever happens island"

@ZoeSomebody @TruckerSpence It’s amazing

@quack100 @TruckerSpence I love salad cream!

I'm surprised they still make it plus I'm in shock that people actually eat the stuff.

@philipnolan1 Agreed. The David walliams joke should have gotten more laughs tho - that was funny!!!

Way more hits than misses - I laughed out loud a lot. #SNLUK is off to a flying start. The guy who played Princess Diana and the dancing foetus is one to watch. #SkyOne

@JackMcRobbie Yeah I proper cackled twice so far but I’ve also been on the martinis since 8 o clock

I don't know whether it's the rum and Coke talking, but SNL UK... not bad so far? The Kier Starmer and David Attenborourgh impressions are basically identical (how? It all ends up sounding like Zippy anyway), but yeah, I'm cackling rn

@TruckerSpence @ZoeSomebody It’s delish. If you like salad cream, you’ll like this. And if you don’t…. Walk into the sea

@ZoeSomebody Its like very cheap coleslaw with half a pint of vinegar