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@ABUJAPLUG For real Ahbi for joke ? 😂🫠

Cow for sale 🚨🚨🚨 Big Sallah is on the 27th May! 🚀🚀 Healthy cow for sale for your Eid celebrations. 2.5 million Naira only (negotiatable)

@RealXavier011 @elonmusk It’s calling the aliens 😂🤣😂

Dear @elonmusk what is this on the cyber truck

@taadelodun @BodeAyo_ True ooh

When you ask people how they are surviving in this economy, they will say "Na God!" If the numbers don't add up, then something is funding that lifestyle. Poor man pickin must get sense. Be content and go at your own speed🙏

@BlackWaters20 @CH3OMA @officialEFCC 😂😂😂😂😂

@officialEFCC The last time you declared someone wanted, he picked up a nomination form to contest election. The joke is on you, not us.

@AsakyGRN This is the real Nepo Corper

Omo, this corper guide. Nah G-wagon he dey carry go do clearance. 😳😭

@Quamclips So which level is this one now ? Becasue firstly what are you forming so the person should eat bloody parts of the meat because of you ? And shouldn’t people be allowed to eat what they like when they will pay for their meals and in this context sef probably yours ? 🙄😑🫤

“if we go to a restaurant together and you place an order for a well done steak? Heh. Just know that you are never seeing me again. You are never in your life going to cross paths with me again. Don't ask me questions. Go about your way, I go about mine." —Caramel says

This perfume life style is a very expensive one ooh what do you mean one perfume is $799 before tax biko and that’s one perfume 🫠

@honest30bgfan_ Interesting 😅

He offered them 50 euros to get him croissant 🥐 all the way from Paris 😂😂😂 last person actually did it

Quite important to know

@Veetoria_12 @tosinolaseinde This is talent 😎

WHAT THE HELL?!!!!

@akin_adesina @tosinolaseinde Aawwwwww so nice

One of the greatest joys of my life is having fun with and being with my grandchildren. It is pure bliss!🥰💕

@PsudoMike That first opportunity and someone willing to take a chance on you is a blessing honestly

The first person who gave me a real shot in Canada wasn't impressed by my resume. He just asked me to whiteboard a payments flow and watched how I thought through edge cases. I bombed half of it. He hired me anyway. Said he could teach the domain stuff but not the way someone thinks. That was seven years ago. I still think about that conversation when I'm interviewing candidates now. Who gave you your first real chance?

@Pharmacio001 @sadiqsaminu Where is the link ?

@qudus593 @sadiqsaminu They did

The Abuja Car Dinner is officially ongoing live in Maiduguri, and the vibes are unmatched.

@Pharmacio001 Who’s the money and who got the steeze here ? 🌚🌝

Money and steeze well captured by Mr and Mrs Sadiq Saminu CEO Abuja Car. Wishing them a happy married life.... It's now official 🏎️

which natural resource is in jos Nigeria that is always causing unrest always ?

@Jemeelahh_ What if he’s not handsome 😅

Please if you’re not serious don’t send me a DM Once I get a match I’ll quote this tweet.

@Onsogbu @Sams_Samuels @officialABAT All of Yaal that said Tinubu’s son doesn’t follow him to mosque 😂

If Your Child isn't Listening... THREAD