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check the glovebox, u stocked?

every American has an Uncle Dave (and he barbecues)

i want my dirty martini to look like the bartender threw up in it

couldn't help but notice u got bangs..sending my condolences about the breakup

if you post your be real on your insta story im gonna assume you lacked parental validation as a child (and that's okay)

staying out of my own business for a bit. I don’t need to know all that

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

It’s worth repeating. A mom drove there. Got handcuffed. Got out of handcuffs. Hopped a fence. Went inside the school and walked out with her two kids. All while 19 officers waited outside the classroom where the gunman was. #UvaldePolice #Uvalde

ur honor, i zoned out what

The San Francisco accent is so weird—I’ve never understood why “I don’t want to go to that” is pronounced “yeah, I might be down.”

@MetaKellysNFT @WebThreeLabs @Sarahtonin_NT @alex_crum98 @tompetty3000

@MetaKellysNFT @WebThreeLabs @tompetty3000 @alex_crum98 @Sarahtonin_NT

@John_slade_ @DONDA_DAO 🖤🖤🖤

Really want this. I can’t do it by myself. That’s why I’m joining the @DONDA_DAO team

You can still be mysterious after over sharing cause in that moment everyone is thinking “why would she say that”

had a friend who used to make random phrases id say their insta bio (w out telling me) i had to call them out twice like bestie this is copyright infringement

Trauma dumping is never okay unless you are emailing a teacher then go ahead

drinking my little daytime anxious drink (coffee) until it’s appropriate to start drinking my little nighttime sad drink (alcohol)

"all I had to eat today was an asbestos ceiling tile"

the girl scout law is the highest governing authority