queso socks

Isis #sucks

@alexgottsegen @thegottsfather Crazy that he’s also going to dental school at this illiterate school

Just saw a fighter jet fly over. I love America. China is fucked.

It’s americas day. Only right to send troops home because she kamt. Kamala definitely hates this day. I love America. #kamonthesenutz

Doing triangle of death! Should I call bag or jerk off to twitter bits??? #multitasking

Nothing serious. Mashed potatoes. Still have to take the troops home. @pastapant7

Welp. National Marg day. Troops home for this holiday. Tiger’s kid will never be Tiger #86. Breakfast for dinner is so underrated. AT&T’s problem isn’t stopping me from getting the brave men and women home. Happy Thursday.

Sorry, @KamalaHarris. That’s 10!

6 troops. Your move @SpeakerPelosi

Dak Prescott #sucks and should be #fired

2024. Troops overseas. Finger per troop. I love this country. #howisthecubicle

Now it’s Wednesday with troops across seas. All I can do is do my part. A finger per troop. This country is the absolute coolest. @chickentenderl5 how’s my Wednesday looking? #howistheoffice

Lisa Salters. #lisasalters @LisaSalters

Florida state #sucks

The fact that the Masters is not on TV right now is unfathomable. Figure it out CBS.

Cocaine bear might be the worst movie of all time

@UTAustin @aisd_supt @UTAustinPolice @statesman I have been seeing some ice around campus. This photo is from last year when school was not cancelled. Let’s make the right decision

Win or lose dak sucks

Skip Bayless should be out of a job. Prayers to Damar Hamlin. #fuckskipbayless