The Scary Grabber

i'm banning all video game writing from using the words "artifact" or "relic" for a period of no less than 25 years. please think of something else.

imagine admitting to this

Found a channel that just had me saying "Oh my god" out loud with every scroll.

My wish is that all the women on social media who seem to constantly be going through some kind of self inflicted romantic misery could find respite in exploring the rewarding and novel interactions between the skill systems in The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

nerds heard the words "magic system" and immediately creamed their pants bc they realized it was, like every modern nerd pursuit, a way to turn something subjective into a series of regurgitated tropes & midwit logic puzzles

@nearcyan i'll be honest this is the kind of opinion that can only come from total ignorance of the history of food and cooking and a lack of experience with cooking in general. extremely "tech guy trying to innovate in field they know nearly 0 about" thought process, here.

humanity has obviously explored less than 1% of the even slightly reasonable food space. all the dishes we eat were invented by happenstance due to local resource constraints. where are the explorers. where is the frontier. the constraints are gone where is the new food

□ ᴾᵃᵗᵃ □ ᴾᵃᵗᵃ □ ᴾᵃᵗᵃ ○ ᴾᵒⁿ What are you talking about, dude. □ ᴾᵃᵗᵃ □ ᴾᵃᵗᵃ □ ᴾᵃᵗᵃ ○ ᴾᵒⁿ I would never order my Patapons to attack you. ○ ᴾᵒⁿ ○ ᴾᵒⁿ □ ᴾᵃᵗᵃ ○ ᴾᵒⁿ You're being paranoid.

seeing this notification made me want to start hitting my computer monitor until it shattered and broke and cut my hands open and i bled so much i had to go to the hospital due to the incandescent rage and blood loss leading directly to a heart attack #MyXAnniversary

MY TODDLER who for the 1st time is feeling the effects of a fatal pediatric neurodegenerative disorder I unknowingly carry: *Bumbles into wall, falls* ME choosing that day to debut my new "tough but loving Southern father" persona: Boy you ain't got a lick of common sense, do ya

hitachi magic staff

Robert Eggers and Yorgos Lanthimos getting in a fistfight about which of them gets to keep the old man

I don’t get the anti landlord thing. What’s the alternative? Three guys live for free in a beautiful house down on the lake and occasionally do hand stuff on the weekends if they wind up drunk out on the boat together but they’re NOT gay?

teehee