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@rcrdman @LWC911 @RexChapman “Place is to big too live there for me.” There, fixed it.

@LWC911 @RexChapman “Too”

Will also fit two 12oz cans of your choice of beverage. Four cans for you White Claw fans.

Made a shotgun shell bag for my next trip to the range. Carries at least 75 shells.

Ain't no way these crafts bein done in 5m. Y'all lyin.

@LivingBlueTX This episode of Bang Bus looks terrible.

My favorite photo I shot of Leandro Lo / ACB BJJ 13 / May 5, 2018 Most stacked card ever. RIP

Our goal is to mitigate a major source of greenhouse gas emissions by using carbon negative Bitcoin mining. This partnership w/ @polychaincap will help us scale our tech to accelerate the renewable energy transition. TY @Megan_Hernbroth for covering: bit.ly/3bJxwtk

1/ Vespene (@Vespene_Energy) uses landfill methane to fuel #Bitcoin mining. I chatted with co-founder Aaron Lavee (@adlavee) and here’s what I learned 👇🧵

@mrjoestaples I’m offended.

AQAB

@mrcontrariwise @myopinionisseen The best part was when ol’ dude goes: “watch his form”. 🤣🤣🤣😩😩😩

@jpruli12 @MichaelEnsign3 @AlSleet_returns @RexChapman So if you’re within 8ft, that’s illegal, they apprehend you for breaking the law which then makes you subject to an investigation, which means you’re now legally allowed to record them? Genius.

@MichaelEnsign3 @AlSleet_returns @RexChapman This law is for bystanders only. If you are on private property, are in a vehicle that is stopped, or the subject of the officer’s investigation, you are still allowed to record any interactions with law enforcement.

Took me three weeks but finally tested negative. Can’t tie my shoes without stopping to catch my breath but at least my clients will allow me to be around them again.

Best show on TV? #TheBoysTV

How many more times are y'all gonna buy your spouses the same article of clothing without them knowing?

In response to me getting Covid, my 75 year old client texted me her preferred remedy. #tussin

In the span of a week: - Border Patrol - Church and State - Gun Control - Miranda Rights - Abortion

I use a manual coffee grinder. Had to take multiple breaks while grinding my coffee this morning cause it felt like I was doing multiple sets of heavy squats. Who tf gets fatigue from hand grinding coffee? Fckn COVID you bitchass MFer.

BREAKING: In a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court has just banned friendships. Friendships are now illegal. Let the purge begin.

Didn’t think the MCU could release a movie worse than Black Widow. Then I watched Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. Ms. Marvel on Disney+ is dope though.

Which is worse? Sittin bare-assed on a public toilet with no toilet seat cover or taking a piss at a urinal barefoot? I witnessed both in the span of a week. Y’all mfers dirty af.