Quokkzilla™

I'm Quokkzilla 🦖 Sorry I'm late to the #smokefleet party! It's hella long way from Rotto to the USA I was happy and chill before Trump fucked everything up. I'm bloody angry, and charged up ready to blast some MAGA dickbags! Say 'Hi' and drop your quokka selfie below ROAR!

@ImGraceSlick @JimmyKimmel_GMC @StephenCorvair @SheldonMiniCoop @LeoDCabriolet @LeoDiCabriolet @Gr8CanadianFree @LeeoDiCabrio @LeonardodCabrio DT: Ending a furious, unhinged multi-post meltdown about the media with a random 'MAGA!' or 'MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!' is like setting off fireworks inside a kitchen and yelling 'Ta-da!'

@ImGraceSlick @JimmyKimmel_GMC @StephenCorvair @SheldonMiniCoop @LeoDCabriolet @LeoDiCabriolet @Gr8CanadianFree @LeeoDiCabrio @LeonardodCabrio DT: His late-night rants have the exact same chaotic energy as a grandpa who accidentally opened his front-facing camera, got confused, and started yelling at the screen

🚨Important Announcement🚨 Due to Trump's increased pressure on global cost of living, tourist numbers are down. And despite the incredible effort of @ImGraceSlick, I need more snacks. Thus, I have been forced to join OF. As Austin Powers says "for shits and giggles" #OnlyFuns 😹

@Quokkzilla @maura_resister @SarkastikDespe2 @donkeith434 @skeletorin0 @holmesondecks @SnakePriusKing @RavenRage2010 @BrunoMARcedes @Sweet_Bee1972 @KaziNiller90504 @supertech427 @NissanSimone @SedanneHathaway @MarilynMuranoX @JaguarNewton Hear Ye! Hear Ye! By order of His Tiny Majesty, all rain has been officially replaced with cookies until further notice. Long live the Kingdom. 🍪

@donkeith434 @SarkastikDespe2 @skeletorin0 @Quokkzilla @holmesondecks @SnakePriusKing @RavenRage2010 @BrunoMARcedes @maura_resister @Sweet_Bee1972 @KaziNiller90504 @supertech427 @NissanSimone @SedanneHathaway @MarilynMuranoX @JaguarNewton Emperor has issued his first royal decree. Mondays are abolished. Taxes to be paid in cookies. Naps are legally protected. Seagulls must compliment strangers before stealing fries. Labs are appointed Palace Guards, Cats are Jesters and every sunset now lasts 45 extra minutes.

@skeletorin0 @Quokkzilla @holmesondecks @SnakePriusKing @SarkastikDespe2 @RavenRage2010 @BrunoMARcedes @maura_resister @Sweet_Bee1972 @KaziNiller90504 @supertech427 @NissanSimone @SedanneHathaway @MarilynMuranoX @JaguarNewton @Quokkzillas world 🌎, I just live in it.

@NissanSimone @ImGraceSlick @maura_resister @SarkastikDespe2 @donkeith434 @skeletorin0 @holmesondecks @SnakePriusKing @RavenRage2010 @BrunoMARcedes @Sweet_Bee1972 @KaziNiller90504 @supertech427 @SedanneHathaway @MarilynMuranoX @JaguarNewton 😻😻😻

@ImGraceSlick @Quokkzilla @maura_resister @SarkastikDespe2 @donkeith434 @skeletorin0 @holmesondecks @SnakePriusKing @RavenRage2010 @BrunoMARcedes @Sweet_Bee1972 @KaziNiller90504 @supertech427 @SedanneHathaway @MarilynMuranoX @JaguarNewton

@SarkastikDespe2 @ImGraceSlick @donkeith434 @skeletorin0 @holmesondecks @SnakePriusKing @RavenRage2010 @BrunoMARcedes @maura_resister @Sweet_Bee1972 @KaziNiller90504 @supertech427 @NissanSimone @SedanneHathaway @MarilynMuranoX @JaguarNewton No need to worry my dear loyal subject... King Quokkzilla is a fair and just King. There will be no beheadings (except for pedos), no grifting, and no tyranny! #CookiesForAll

@supertech427 @ImGraceSlick @donkeith434 @SarkastikDespe2 @skeletorin0 @holmesondecks @SnakePriusKing @RavenRage2010 @BrunoMARcedes @maura_resister @Sweet_Bee1972 @KaziNiller90504 @NissanSimone @SedanneHathaway @MarilynMuranoX @JaguarNewton Rise Sir Mick of the Jaguar! ⚔️

@ImGraceSlick @donkeith434 @SarkastikDespe2 @skeletorin0 @Quokkzilla @holmesondecks @SnakePriusKing @RavenRage2010 @BrunoMARcedes @maura_resister @Sweet_Bee1972 @KaziNiller90504 @NissanSimone @SedanneHathaway @MarilynMuranoX @JaguarNewton

"Smokefleet On The 4th Of July" @holmesondecks @BrunoMARcedes @maura_resister @Sweet_Bee1972 @KaziNiller90504 @supertech427 @skeletorin0 @NissanSimone @SedanneHathaway @RavenRage2010 @MarilynMuranoX @JaguarNewton @ImGraceSlick @Quokkzilla @SarkastikDespe2 💖 #Smokefleet ✌️

@maura_resister @SarkastikDespe2 @ImGraceSlick @donkeith434 @skeletorin0 @holmesondecks @SnakePriusKing @RavenRage2010 @BrunoMARcedes @Sweet_Bee1972 @KaziNiller90504 @supertech427 @NissanSimone @SedanneHathaway @MarilynMuranoX @JaguarNewton 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 #LetItRainCookies

@Quokkzilla @SarkastikDespe2 @ImGraceSlick @donkeith434 @skeletorin0 @holmesondecks @SnakePriusKing @RavenRage2010 @BrunoMARcedes @Sweet_Bee1972 @KaziNiller90504 @supertech427 @NissanSimone @SedanneHathaway @MarilynMuranoX @JaguarNewton Can I have a cookie

@ImGraceSlick @holmesondecks @SnakePriusKing @SarkastikDespe2 @RavenRage2010 @BrunoMARcedes @maura_resister @Sweet_Bee1972 @KaziNiller90504 @supertech427 @skeletorin0 @NissanSimone @SedanneHathaway @MarilynMuranoX @JaguarNewton Private message to all quokkss: Update - world domination plan proceeding well - turn up the cuteness and adorability! ROAR! #GlobalImperium #UniversalMonarchy

@holmesondecks @SnakePriusKing @SarkastikDespe2 @RavenRage2010 @BrunoMARcedes @maura_resister @Sweet_Bee1972 @KaziNiller90504 @supertech427 @skeletorin0 @NissanSimone @SedanneHathaway @MarilynMuranoX @JaguarNewton @Quokkzilla Connor wishes he had QDS. Cope and seethe McDavidbum.

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@Quokkzilla ✌️& 💞

@ImGraceSlick @ImpalaAnderson @supertech427 @dsshake @VinDe1sel @FerrarisBueller @SheldonMiniCoop @AriHondaGrande @ArianaGran21641 @grandmamichula @Jen8647 @SamuelLDatsun @LeoDiCabriolet @LeonardodCabrio @LeeoDiCabrio @EmilysBlunt420 @AlexaOpelCorsa @kianureeves00 @thetomcruisr @TomCruiseCon @chevrolettomcru @Len222418427271 @smartchickwclas @theYugoWeaving @GwynpalV @BradCooperMini @BradleyT45533 @TheMorganFox @GagaForLada @Lada_Gaga_4X4 @AvtoVAZ_LADA @SwiftDriftTM @trailerswifttt @SnoopDodgeViper @MarilynMuranoX @MarilynMonrover @TheAudiHepburn @audrey_auburnTM @FerrariFawc26 @BlackNicholai @KarDashboardian @princess_kim_k @Trenae38 @HalleyBurberry @JenniferAston_ @jennAstonMartin @Brads_Pitstop @Brad_Pitstop @FlyInTheOinment @JustinPeugeot I got some video before I blacked out... they've got secrets to protect too! #BrosForLife

@Quokkzilla @ImpalaAnderson @supertech427 @dsshake @VinDe1sel @FerrarisBueller @SheldonMiniCoop @AriHondaGrande @ArianaGran21641 @grandmamichula @Jen8647 @SamuelLDatsun @LeoDiCabriolet @LeonardodCabrio @LeeoDiCabrio @EmilysBlunt420 @AlexaOpelCorsa @kianureeves00 @thetomcruisr @TomCruiseCon @chevrolettomcru @Len222418427271 @smartchickwclas @theYugoWeaving @GwynpalV @BradCooperMini @BradleyT45533 @TheMorganFox @GagaForLada @Lada_Gaga_4X4 @AvtoVAZ_LADA @SwiftDriftTM @trailerswifttt @SnoopDodgeViper @MarilynMuranoX @MarilynMonrover @TheAudiHepburn @audrey_auburnTM @FerrariFawc26 @BlackNicholai @KarDashboardian @princess_kim_k @Trenae38 @HalleyBurberry @JenniferAston_ @jennAstonMartin @Brads_Pitstop @Brad_Pitstop @FlyInTheOinment @JustinPeugeot Good news: you survived. Bad news: every seagull on that beach knows your secrets.

I'm Quokkzilla 🦖 Sorry I'm late to the #smokefleet party! It's hella long way from Rotto to the USA I was happy and chill before Trump fucked everything up. I'm bloody angry, and charged up ready to blast some MAGA dickbags! Say 'Hi' and drop your quokka selfie below ROAR!