Robbie

@bitstheen 💀 “within spec”

@R0BBIE Beautiful car but I’m triggered again 😭

The Tesla Model S Plaid is still the only vehicle on the road that can rocket from 0–60 in 1.9 seconds and then casually drive itself from point A to point B with no driver intervention.

@ChadMoran @DBurkland

@DBurkland More suspension travel. Trust.

Same

@JeebsTX Tesla makes incredible charging hardware. Their vehicle integration is top notch. I have the wall connector at my office building and it allows you to set access controls so only authorized VINs can charge. Authorized cars don’t know any different, charging starts instantly.

We don’t appreciate Tesla enough. Rivian’s wall charger is $800 vs. $465 for Tesla. Thank you Tesla.

@ChadMoran @Brand0n Guess Mr. Moran doesn’t know either. 💀

@R0BBIE @Brand0n I think you mean vinyls you heathen

Why is it that boomers always hate change, even if it’s temporary? 😭 PS: subscribe to Apple Music already, it’s the superior streaming service.

@ChadMoran @Matt_E_Baumann @brandenflasch You have no idea how long I had to scroll to find that for the reply 😭😭😭

@R0BBIE @Matt_E_Baumann @brandenflasch Bro hahahahaha

World’s biggest Tesla hater buys one of the last produced Model S. I’ve always wanted an S ever since I test drove one in 2013. Welcome home Aurora. 🖤 More pics tomorrow.

@Matt_E_Baumann @ChadMoran @brandenflasch 🔥

@ChadMoran @brandenflasch Borealis, nice. 🤓

@ChadMoran @Brand0n Wait. Also what’s a vinyl?

@ChadMoran @Brand0n What’s a heathen?

@Brand0n I’m inclined to agree but only if it’s a USB A flash drive. cc @ChadMoran

@R0BBIE USB > Streaming

@ChadMoran Not same you like standard steering 🥴. Guess you’re getting closer to @Michael_L_Rauch status with his Standard Model Y obsession.

@TheTeslaHoe @McKayTaylor your ball and chain is wasting more of your hard earned money.

@R0BBIE I’m subscribing to Spotify even harder

@DBurkland @niccruzpatane Grifting pays well, Dan.

@niccruzpatane If you’re not paying $140k for a 2026 plaid are you even trying???

I'm thinking of getting a Model S. It's the only Tesla we all haven’t owned, and with it being sunsetted, what better time than now? I’d love to experience one. There are still great deals on the used market. I'm okay with HW3 (it has to be included) since I’ll still have my M3P with AI4. I'm currently brainstorming and looking for the best options.

@BeardedTesla @OutofSpecDetail Hey @grok how does the Cybertruck shape up against other competitors in charging performance, specifically in the above 145 miles in 15 minute claim? I want to know GMC Sierra Denali Max Range, Rivian R1T Tri Max, Ford Lightning with the big battery pack, etc.

@OutofSpecDetail Yes, 145 miles in 15 minutes in an EV truck is unmatched

@BeardedTesla Is this supposed to be impressive?

Congratulations, @ChadMoran! 🙌🏻 She’s a beauty 😍😍

@Michael_L_Rauch @OutofSpecDetail @BeardedTesla Don’t put a trailer behind it 🤣

@OutofSpecDetail @BeardedTesla 130 miles on highway.

@Michael_L_Rauch @BLKMDL3 Oh we’re booting HIM off the boat. 👌🏻

@R0BBIE @BLKMDL3 He wasn’t referring to me. 🤣😂

@BLKMDL3 @Michael_L_Rauch We wouldn’t throw Mike overboard like that!

@Michael_L_Rauch @R0BBIE

@Michael_L_Rauch Depends, what cruise line do you typically use?

@R0BBIE Want to go on a boat ride?

Is it time to dump the yoke on my Model S Plaid? 🤔

@MissJilianne But does the minivan drive itself!?

Austin, we have a problem!