The New Jersey Orb

What was that toothpaste called that my dad used to get that was like a dual sided converging soap dispenser and it tasted like the spiciest mint…

@Brodyxking Dog pound nation

RELEASE THE HOUNDS

@thisisecstasy If they want it, then it’s allowed a lil bit

probably a terrible pet owner because i just want to give her the world. why did i just shake a lil parmesan onto her food because she gave me a look

John Wick isn’t realistic because they’re all pumping they’re own gas in New Jersey

My family is mad old and ignorant sometimes

Alexa play instrumental Christmas jazz music

@jessysuxx 😢

@Snow_Blacck Fpoombp

Can anybody SPELL the sound this makes?? 😭😭

I wish the Costco guy was bald

@deaddoggs I’m watching this show on Hulu rn called Interior Chinatown, it’s new and I can’t figure out what’s going on just yet but it’s got kind of a similar vibe

@r0brice probably not, It felt like a proper ending to the series

Kevin Can Fuck Himself I can’t believe it took me this long to watch it

@deaddoggs Is there another season coming out?

@r0brice I sat up so fast

@deaddoggs It’s such a great show

@PaulAnleitner Creed sucks shit

The Metamodern Resurgence of Creed I talked about this ad nauseam last year when I became the guy who predicted the resurgence of Creed before it happened, so I won't repeat all my talking points here. But you can't understand the metamodern shift unless you get "vibes." Our cultural vibe shifted to Creed, so if you ask yourself which party seems to give the most pro-Creed vibes, it's a pretty easy answer.

I don't study politics, but I do study culture, and here are some of the signs that a cultural shift has been brewing for years in America that most of the professional political analysts just completely missed. Some of these may seem absurd, but hear me out. 🧵 We'll start with this one:

12 DAYS OF SPOOKY MUSIC Day 9: Nick Wiger- The Monster Fuck (From @ComedyBangBang)

Bidet is a game changer

Jank Boteko ❤️ Didi

Still thinking about when they did surgery on a grape

Why the fuck do you have to dress up nice for golf?

Is pizza basically bread parmigiana?