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Coins.me is P2P Protocol’s in-house neobank bet. A true cypherpunk neobank - private, onchain, and fundamentally different from any centralized neobank or fintech app in the market. Built by Gen Z, for Gen Z. What you’re seeing now is just the first iteration - the next one will be 10x better. Stay tuned 🫡 $P2P holders own Coins.me, P2P.me, the core protocol, and every in-house product we build going forward. One ownership token. Exposure to multiple consumer & business stablecoin use cases. All in the spirit of cypherpunk.

A note on the Polymarket positions you've seen on-chain - the account named "P2P Team" is ours. We wanted to come out honestly. The capital came from our foundation account and all proceeds return to it. Here's the full picture. 10 days before our raise went live, we placed bets that we'd hit our $6M+ target. At that point we had one oral commitment from Multicoin ($3M) - no signed term sheets, no guaranteed allocations, nothing binding. We were betting on ourselves. We'd told the market we were raising over $6M. We believed we could. That bet was our way of backing our word with our own money at a moment when the outcome was genuinely uncertain. Over the following 10 days we made our case, secured commitments, and the raise closed at $5.2M - entirely from outside investors we don't control. We understand why this raises questions. Trading on an outcome you can influence erodes trust. We don't believe we were trading on a done deal, but we recognize reasonable people can see it differently. We named the account "P2P Team" deliberately - to give a marketing signal of our presence to the community and reflect our intent to be transparent. But intent isn't the same as action. Not disclosing at the time was a mistake we own. We took time to study the legal implications before speaking, which is why we stayed silent until now with a "No Comments" stance! - that too is a fair criticism. All proceeds go back into our futarchy-governed MetaDAO treasury. We will be liquidating all positions in the next few hours and are putting together a formal company policy on prediction market trading going forward. One thing we want to be unambiguous about: MetaDAO (@MetaDAOProject ) had zero knowledge of or involvement in these bets. We're genuinely excited to join this community and wanted to start on the right note - which means being straight with you about this.

A note on the Polymarket positions you've seen on-chain - the account named "P2P Team" is ours. We wanted to come out honestly. The capital came from our foundation account and all proceeds return to it. Here's the full picture. 10 days before our raise went live, we placed bets that we'd hit our $6M+ target. At that point we had one oral commitment from Multicoin ($3M) - no signed term sheets, no guaranteed allocations, nothing binding. We were betting on ourselves. We'd told the market we were raising over $6M. We believed we could. That bet was our way of backing our word with our own money at a moment when the outcome was genuinely uncertain. Over the following 10 days we made our case, secured commitments, and the raise closed at $5.2M - entirely from outside investors we don't control. We understand why this raises questions. Trading on an outcome you can influence erodes trust. We don't believe we were trading on a done deal, but we recognize reasonable people can see it differently. We named the account "P2P Team" deliberately - to give a marketing signal of our presence to the community and reflect our intent to be transparent. But intent isn't the same as action. Not disclosing at the time was a mistake we own. We took time to study the legal implications before speaking, which is why we stayed silent until now with a "No Comments" stance! - that too is a fair criticism. All proceeds go back into our futarchy-governed MetaDAO treasury. We will be liquidating all positions in the next few hours and are putting together a formal company policy on prediction market trading going forward. One thing we want to be unambiguous about: MetaDAO (@MetaDAOProject ) had zero knowledge of or involvement in these bets. We're genuinely excited to join this community and wanted to start on the right note - which means being straight with you about this.

Hey man This is a completely valid critique. A few important points to consider: •If you look at most crypto protocols on DeFiLlama over the past 8 months, you’ll notice that metrics across the board have declined significantly. In a sideways market, we continued to grow — and in volatile markets, you naturally see larger swings in performance. •Over the last year, the team has been pursuing growth and product iteration in parallel. That approach can sometimes mean short-term growth trade-offs while refining the core product. Now that the protocol has reached a certain level of maturity, the next phase is clear: we go all-in on growth. •We have several growth-focused bets lined up: •“Circles of Trust” to scale across geographies •A B2B SDK •A new iteration of Coins.me - our neobank play for emerging markets •Our Solana launch Some of these will become meaningful wins. Each vertical has dedicated, entrepreneurial leads building independently with full ownership. •The MetaDAO ICO itself will also bring a significant influx of exposure, which should meaningfully accelerate growth. We’ve been deliberate about building the foundation. Now it’s about scaling it.