Rory Cunningham

Finished wiping and then had to shit again #mondays

@ItsRykard Would’ve got the sun you’re looking for if you went on All Stars, Ryk!

Why is it still January temperatures in late March?

@benhatton Reed?

New favourite sticker has been discovered

@BathSupporters Worst stadium, supporters and atmosphere in the world so doesn’t deserve 50p.

I’m shocked - genuinely shocked - Bath v Quins standing!

@WStallabrass Snob

You eat steak well done with ketchup. #irrelivant

I found a new guy and I need you all to see his special talent

@ben_foden Do you miss Una more now that Ireland won?

Take away from the last Six nations, leading up to the World Cup 2023 - very confident of a northern hemisphere Champion mainly between Ireland and France. Biggest party poopers South Africa. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@ItsRykard Do you do TED talks, Ryk?

Don’t conform into thinking life should be 90% work/stress & 10% fun. Flip it! Enjoy your life

@ryan_bamz @footballtweet So Topman.

@footballtweet Jonas Gutierrez

Who is the most famous footballer you've randomly bumped into in public? 👀

@ItsRykard Is this why me and you fell out?

Hurt eventually heals & reminds you not to make the same mistakes

@Brailey_UK Cheers

The visuals on the new avatar are absolutely mad

@MailOnline @AidenBourne606

Man with a 10 and a half inch penis who appeared on Channel 4's My Massive C*** says it's a 'gift from God' trib.al/1Nj4iOE

@ryan_bamz Don’t tell your boss

Of this week cos ear infection

@Greg2447553829 @SportScran @BathRugby But fair.

@r_cunningham19 @SportScran @BathRugby Rude

@ben_foden Did you give Una a slide slow on why you broke her heart?

The dream team 😎

@ben_foden First rule.. don’t break Una’s heart.

First rule of fight club . . .

@ben_foden Did you enjoy playing with Una’s heart?

I’ve gone from crowded stadiums to quite open houses - harassed by 15 stone forwards to now being chased by New York Brokers. Where do they compare? 🤷🏻‍♂️ It’s all still a game that I love playing 😎 #realestate #NewYork #DouglasElliman

Two tickets for sale for The Hundred Final today. #TheHundred #TheHundred2022

@jrmallcock @Louisefuller8 - £400 will help this guy, right?