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Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots And ruined your black tie affair 🤪

飼育員に向かってなんだその優しい笑みは

me trying not to stress about things i can't control

i love overwatch

No condom forever or whatever black panther said

i love lizard time

minion or da bob fo today

me drunk as hell setting up to do my obama impression

what’s the point of a boyfriend if you don’t make him play dress up with you

Went for a stroll earlier. Yes we walk too, we don’t just hop around.

IF YOU JOIN TALON, YOU A BITCH. WINSTON NEVER LET YOU DOWN. 10 YEARS STRAIGHT HE WAS ON YOUR SIDE? YOU GONNA SWITCH UP ON HIM? YOU ARE A HOE

Jetpack Cat and Ana are besties #Overwatch

This used to be the American dream and now men are lucky if they even get a single one of these

when i die i want all the microplastics in my body to be melted down into a tiny dinosaur

AHT AHT AHT AHT AHT AHT AHT AHT AHT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Living in zootopia sounds awesome until you remember it's effectively just an urban cityscape so I'd probably end up working at a Starbucks where every drink is a bad animal pun but I have big ears and a little tail

First instinct was ‘this must be AI’ but AI could never replicate the je ne sais quoi of the tiny ungulate and the sniveling cowardice of its enormous counterpart.

do NOT fly while congested I was taking minecraft tick damage for all 30,000 feet of our descent. I’m talking ergh… ough... augh…

i shaved my whole body for this

boyfriend turned into cat boy jazargo destruction magic only, canon? just flames and sparks. right out of helgen keep. insane