Rachel Witte

My little pumpkin is a week old already what the heck 🎃🍂😭😭💞

Getting pretty good at this whole auntie thing. #womeninSTEM

Have I ever tweeted about how for the first month that I worked at the zoo, my partner had “anesthesia” and “euthanasia” confused, so I would come home and tell him about all these cool animals we anesthetized and he’d be like ‘neat!’, thinking I was hype about killing everything

Oliver saying "wellow" instead of "yellow" is my favourite things ever That and when he yells "BALLS!" at strangers 😂

Team Conrad Team Jess 😤😤😤

Just so grateful Oliver and I are not with him and he does not need to rush home for any important appointment so it is much less stressful to deal with 🥺 Just going to miss him an extra day 🥺

Alexander was supposed to be landing home around now but he hasn't even boarded his flight yet and now it's been cancelled so he has to look for a hotel for the night 😭 He's so much calmer and more positive about this when I was ready to make angry phone calls 🙈🙃

Happy Canada Day our basement window is leaking behind our tv 🥰🥰🥰

For years Alexander always suggested that I sell my pink beach cruiser bike (it wasn't being used) but I always said I wanted to keep it for the future when we have kids and go on little bike rides around the neighborhood Well now it's the future 🥺💕

Our cute coordinated outfits today lasted about about 1.5 hours 🙃😭 #💩 explosion

Ollie woke up early today so we're having a rare contact nap to get back on schedule and I'm just love this so much 🥺😭😭💕

Why are adults still making jokes about taking/wanting someone else's child 😫😫

@netflix Netflix tries live streaming:

@netflix Remember renting vhs’ from us. You could start it on time no problem… This is what we get.

not yall apparently

Idk what exactly it is about this picture but I can tell he doesn’t live in the same house as this baby.

Alexander is on his way home from LA and should be landed in Toronto in about 2 hours 🥺 cannot wait 🥺💜

@Megaafauna @Northernlion Okay but are random socks every where

I sort of knew what I was getting into by moving in with a man but I didn’t fully expect @Northernlion to be playing on full volume in the living room 90% of the time.

Sometimes I forget that depression is curable with just a few live vids of Hayley Williams

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