Rachel Rivera

when I die, please inscribe the motto, “test taking is 90% confidence”, on my grave

As someone who experienced trauma and mental health struggles as a teen, watching Never Have I Ever as an adult was surprisingly cathartic for me The show depicts grief and depression and the teenage experience in a way that is honest and thoughtful, all without trivializing

@heapsofstress Sooooo....you don’t want me to post my CV in my graduation caption???

Tony Vlachos played a MF perfect game. We stan the two-time survivor king 👑

never forget that as I child, I wrote & performed my hit single, “One Big Boulder Could Crush the World” in my driveway with one of those expandable circle toys. I still stand by this accomplishment.

I cannot say this loud enough. I. WANT. ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT. SUSHI. 🥺

Week Days: Non-Survivor day, Non-Survivor day, Non-Survivor day, Survivor Wednesday, Non-Survivor day, Non-Survivor day, Non-Survivor day (repeat)

how do you not choose Denise to participate in a challenge....she’s more in shape than half of these ppl 🙄

be terrified of the "i don't listen to the lyrics" people

oh, it’s the weekend? didn’t notice.

ALL OF HOUSE MD IS ON AMAZON PRIME. Hugh Laurie will get me through this quarantine.

.@TitosVodka is sending us a shipment of 432 gallons of hand sanitizer, in addition to 3,000 much-needed masks and 2,000 just-as-needed gloves for our front-line health responders. We’re deeply grateful for these supplies. New Jersey thanks you.

gonna end up running out of basic hobbies & resort to pulling the Ouija board back out and trying my hand at becoming a ghost whisperer

Sophie just said, “made me feel like a 12 year old in high school”, which further solidifies that she’s the smartest betch left out there #Survivor2020

DROP YOUR BUFFS, IT’S MERGE DAY ON SURVIVOR

Y’all $6 Sims 4 Deluxe is the best steal of quarantine thus far.

The Platform on Netflix = 👌🏼

My Mom: we’re all getting dumber by the day ya mom, I feel that

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I miss movie theaters & kinda wanna melt a stick of butter and pour it on my popcorn but I know that’s SUPER irresponsible to my health

Can’t believe I have to say this at all, let alone for the second time. But here we are. NO CORONA PARTIES. They’re illegal, dangerous, and stupid. We will crash your party. You will pay a big fine. And we will name & shame you until EVERYONE gets this message into their heads.