Rachel

⚡ The day I became an Asbury Twitter Meme by @rachievan twitter.com/i/moments/8302…

Did anyone else notice that Amazon Prime no longer offers 2 day delivery? I'm a little annoyed by that now

It is the big sister's job to be cringy though...so I think I should go for it 😅

Is it cringy if I comment "you're such a cutie" on my baby brother's bereal every day?

Told my mom I was going to stay at her house Friday night and she said: "want me to make biscuits and sausage gravy for Saturday breakfast?" #bestmomever

A great thread.

The students living above me have already figured out that they can shout through their vents into my living room and I can hear them. Nothing like hearing your name whispered from the ceiling while you're reading a book...

Puts couch together by myself like a boss. Immediately spills coffee on it.

Ya'll, I didn't clean my apartment because I thought just my brothers were coming over but NOW my mom is also coming so I'm stress cleaning!!!

My coworker Brooklyn: "I'm playing a game right now called: 'is that bald man my dad?'"

@rissa_leanne 😂😂😂😂

I don’t think St. Augustine would have been very fun at parties.

Witnessed my brother poke a hole in a raw egg and drink it this morning so that was fun

Ya'll, this weekend I'm getting my first Master's Degree and in July I'm starting a full time job in Student Development! God is so good!!

@madison_martin8 Online probably.

Does anyone have recommendations for grad schools that offer a degree in women's studies or Feminist Theology? They don't have to be Christian universities.

@komm_susser_tom I taught myself so I guess that checks out hahaha

Why did no one tell me that Vance Joy is hot?

What if I got a doctorate

@Criphon Most definitely.

One way to feel old is to eat in the cafeteria of your Alma Mater 4 years after you graduate...

Our field trip with college students has gone down the drain because they are now reading off the types of poop...